The 👻 of Shaolin Fah Q

Tesla LFG 🔥 📐🦾🔋☀️⬛️🏠🚗🤖🚀🔥🤣🤣🤣💜👻✊🏽🇺🇸🇮🇹🇩🇰🇳🇴🇸🇪J🇯🇲🇰🇾complain less.

[⚪️ sierra catalina @sierracatalina]

https://t.co/2B3zfBD66K

[Overly Trev @OverlyTrev]

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[Cybertruck @cybertruck]

Give me a booty call

[Eddie @DeNguyen73]

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[Jowua @JowuaLife]

Adding a Model 3 RWD drive to the company's fleet in Canada for product testing and development.

At $39,990 CAD (~$28,300 USD), it's a no-brainer.

This puts our fleet at 22 vehicles.

[The 👻 of Shaolin Fah Q @shaolinplex]

@Jones1 I can’t imagine driving that green giant. Getting fuel everyday, climbing up in there, and jumping down, no FSD, no air suspension, no display, no locked vault and all those buttons. NO THANKS. The Cybertruck is a million times better. 🔥📐🦾

[TeslaOdyssey @Tesla_Odyssey]

OMFGGGGG!!! It’s happening!!! My $60K AWD CT is here!!!!

[The 👻 of Shaolin Fah Q @shaolinplex]

@mrtimer2022 I want it looks dope🔥🦾📐

[CJP the Panda @mrtimer2022]

🚨 Giving one of these awesome sliced Cybertruck 3D prints away on 6/9!

Just comment below or like any of my posts about it & I’ll add your name to the hat! 👇

[The 👻 of Shaolin Fah Q @shaolinplex]

@The_Panda_Sing Sweet I want it 🔥🦾📐

[The Panda Singularity @The_Panda_Sing]

Cool news! 💥

We've going to be giving one of these prints away in the next few weeks!

Keep an eye out here and on my main account for details!

Have a great week ahead!! 🙌

[Alexander Kristensen @LinkN01]

Tesla Megapack in Sweden 🇸🇪

[JoshWest247 ⚡️ @JoshWest247]

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[Whole Mars Catalog @wholemars]

Imagine what people would have said if you told them during the $44 billion Twitter privatization deal that when it went public again, it would be part of the largest IPO in history.

[Tesla Owners Of San Joaquin Valley @SjvTesla]

Cyber Prez album Soul & Triangles drops in a few days. 15 BANGERS!

IT'S OFFICIALLY A @cybertruck SUMMER ‼️ TRIANGLES RULE

[Whole Mars Catalog @wholemars]

> be elon musk
> offer to buy Twitter
> look into it some more, realize most of the users are bots
> holyshit.gif
> "nevermind, I don't want to buy it anymore"
> get sued, forced to buy it for $44 billion
> billions of dollars of debt on the balance sheet
> FuckMyLife.jpg
> everyone laughs at you, says you will fail spectacularly
> left convinces advertisers to boycott you
> keep pushing anyway, rename the company X
> people refuse to call it X and keep calling it Twitter in defiance
> ignore them
> use the company's data to train a frontier LLM
> start a new AI company called xAI that licenses data from X
> xAI raises money, buys X
> SpaceX decides to launch data centers into space, buys xAI
> announce billions of dollars of data center deals
> raise $80 billion in an initial offering of the company at a $1.75 trillion market cap
> offering is 2x oversubscribed

dude can touch dog shit and turn it into gold

[Alexander Kristensen @LinkN01]

Optimus 3.0 unveile:

Cybercab rolls in.
Door opens.
Optimus steps out.
Goes to the back of the Cybercab and opens the trunk.
Opens a box.
Takes out a microphone.
Walks up on stage and hands it over to Elon.

[Uzi Obi @UziObi]

https://t.co/yDoWw6lvMQ

[Alexander Kristensen @LinkN01]

https://t.co/Z1Qeo4z2Fd

[Whole Mars Catalog @wholemars]

https://t.co/RcC9zPM5HL