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[Scott @ScottPolhamus]

My wife and I have owned our 2 Teslas for over 601,000km.
What are you waiting for again?

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[Sawyer Merritt @SawyerMerritt]

Car rental marketplace Turo is introducing the first verified @Tesla FSD (Supervised) rental experience for travelers in the U.S.

Starting on October 28, Turo guests will be able to search, discover, and book Tesla vehicles with FSD (Supervised) activated, using direct API integration to verify FSD status.

Eligible Turo “hosts” who rent out their cars on the platform will also receive a free one-month trial of FSD. Turo said it is working with Tesla to directly access the automaker’s API to verify which cars have FSD enabled.

CEO of Turo. "Our own research shows that 55% of Americans are interested in driverless technology for travel, growing to 71% for Gen Z."

[Robotaxi @robotaxi]

Houston, we have liftoff

Bigger service area now live

[Whole Mars Catalog @wholemars]

https://t.co/HrRLr6DBI4

[Pitchfork & Torch ♞ @SuddenlyJon]

I just had a phone conversation with myself 💀 this is a real recorded call @elonmusk

[Whole Mars Catalog @wholemars]

Top songs played in Teslas this week on @fsd_database

[eric zakariasson @ericzakariasson]

grok @bot 0.75.5 is now stable and rolling out!

- vault: save logins, cards and contact info, and your bot fills them in
- bots forward email with the original formatting and attachments
- fewer approval cards for things you asked for

full changelog below

[Rich Silver @RichSilver]

🤖Grok Bot templates : Show & Share - Open Mic https://t.co/TibgD4roo8

[Mark Anthony @Muskstaycalm]

https://t.co/CFfasUcueC

[X Freeze @XFreeze]

Grok Bot just got a very big upgrade on iOS and Android

Grok Bot can now directly interact with apps on your phone and handle everyday tasks for you

New capabilities include:
• Messages: Read and send messages
• Calendar: Check schedules and create events
• Reminders: Set and manage reminders
• Contacts: Find and add contacts
• Location: Find nearby places
• Home: Control lights, locks, and other smart home devices

Instead of you constantly switching between apps, you can simply ask Grok Bot to get things done for you

This is a huge step toward having a personal SI agent that can actually interact with your phone and make everyday life easier

Rolling out now on iOS and Android. Update Grok Bot to try it

[Grok Bot @bot]

Grok Bot can now use your 1Password account.

Approve the logins you want to share, and your Bot signs in for you. This new integration is rolling out to users over the next few days.

[Christian Valente @cvalente28]

https://t.co/IXJs6AEZng

[Whole Mars Catalog @wholemars]

Robinhood is my favorite app for trading stocks on my phone, because they've got the best mobile UI. They've matured quite a bit from the Gamestop days and now provide a variety of services.

Sign up with my referral link and we both get some free stock:
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[Uzi Obi @UziObi]

https://t.co/WBmMLOHICC

[Whole Mars Catalog @wholemars]

Wow. 75% of new Tesla orders in North America subscribed to FSD on the order page. That's up 20 percentage points from Q2. $TSLA

[Sawyer Merritt @SawyerMerritt]

WOW, Tesla says that they achieved record FSD attach rates in North America in Q3 2026, with a whopping 75% of all new deliveries including FSD subscriptions, up from 55% in Q2 2026

"We believe that FSD is driving demand in markets where it is available, and we continue to work with regulators to get it approved in other markets."

[Tesla @Tesla]

Q3 Shareholder Update → https://t.co/u0UcDOuMNa

Highlights
– FSD Supervised attach rate grew to over 75% of new vehicle deliveries in NA

– Unveiled the next-gen Roadster

– Record deliveries in Canada, Australia, Japan & Taiwan

– Tesla Semi now in volume production. Top variant can go up to 500 miles at a full 82,000 lbs while achieving efficiency of 1.7 kWh/mile – about a third of the energy a comparable diesel truck burns for the same load

– Ended the quarter with the largest backlog for our passenger vehicles in 4 years!

FSD Supervised
– 4 new approvals since Q2 (Croatia, Slovenia, Czech Republic, Slovakia)
– FSD is now live in nine EU countries & used by over 100,000 customers logging more than 160 million kilometers since initial approval

Robotaxi
– Deployed Cybercab into our Austin fleet
– Hit nearly 2 million cumulative unsupervised miles, 8x growth in the quarter
– Austin service now runs 6 am to midnight, with wait times continuing to come down as we add cars & improve the orchestration algorithms
– Added Grok to Cybercab with Grok Bot & Connectors, letting you interface with your inbox, calendar, files, chats and tasks, all by voice.

Transport, office & living room in one

Robotics
– Started production of @Tesla_Optimus on our high-volume lines in Fremont.
These are the first production-quality bots we've built, proving that the current manufacturing process for Optimus is suitable for a commercial product

SI Compute
– On track for 400 MW of training compute by year end, feeding both vehicle & humanoid autonomy
– Austin Fab construction continues, equipment commissioning planned for 2027

Battery
– Battery supply is still the limiter on how fast we ramp vehicles globally, so we're expanding on every front: pack capacity in Berlin, cathode and lithium refining in Texas, LFP cells in Nevada
– Shipped the first Megapacks built entirely with our own LFP cells
– Increasing 4680 output to support ramp of Cybercab, Semi & Model Y

Energy
– Megafactory Texas is up & running, with Megapack 3 production started
– Highest-ever order rate & backlog for energy storage

Grid constraints & power availability are making Megapack the answer for SI infrastructure demand: it excels at supplying large data center loads, smooths out demand spikes, helps new projects meet grid connection rules & makes the grid itself more stable

All with less local fossil fuel generation

Supporting Infrastructure
– Added 2,100+ net new Supercharger stalls, up 14% year over year

[Ashok Elluswamy @aelluswamy]

We are launching the Tesla Robotaxi safety report today.

Till date, Robotaxi has driven a total of 3.3 million miles autonomously, and has had zero injuries nor airbag deployments. If the same number of miles were to be manually driven, we should expect roughly 9 injuries to the occupants or other pedestrians and 4 airbag deployments on average.

We will continue to transparently share our progress with the public using this page.
https://t.co/jLg0j9qlse

[Sawyer Merritt @SawyerMerritt]

First look at the new Tesla app that launched today for the iPad:

[Whole Mars Catalog @wholemars]

The next Tesla Robotaxi cities have been announced:

1. Las Vegas, Nevada.
2. Jacksonville, Florida.
3. Phoenix, Arizona.
4. San Antonio, Texas.