Shaovember

Only a person who would like to live in the future.

[Shaovember @shaovember]

@Sprytixl Scam

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Try Composer 2.5 on Cursor!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Try it out!

(Partially trained on Colossus 2)

[Geht's noch !? 🧐 🇩🇪🦁🦁🦁🦁 @Aufwachen_Leute]

„Salzige Grüße von der rauen See“
an die Bundesregierung

Das ist die Realität!!

[Rino🚀 @RinoTheBouncer]

RUMOR: Warhorse Studios (Kingdom Come Deliverance) is claimed to be developing an open-world Lord of the Rings game🚀

✅$100m UAE investment
✅Meant to rival Hogwarts Legacy
✅Open-world
✅Embracer-owned studio
✅Codenamed “Revenge Studios”

Thoughts on the choice of studio?😎

Sources: Ryszard Chojnowski, who “heard it a couple months ago already and didn’t believe it, but there have been more whispers about it recently.”, Twisted Voxel and Insider Gaming

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

🚨BREAKING: Footage emerges from the “No King” protest in Town Square

[Crypto Rover @cryptorover]

🚨WARNING: 2008 RECESSION SIGNS ARE EMERGING AGAIN

This week, UBS told investors they cannot have their money back for 3 years.

And this isn't any random entity.

UBS is the world's largest private wealth manager, holding over $7 trillion in AUM.

And this is the same thing Bear Stearns did in June 2007.

Fourteen months later, Lehman Brothers collapsed and Global Financial Crisis happened.

On March 25, 2026, UBS suspended all withdrawals from its €407 million Euroinvest real estate fund.

The reason given was insufficient liquidity.

And this is not a UBS problem. It is a sector-wide problem.

In Germany alone, four real estate funds have now suspended withdrawals in the last four months.

Greenman Open halted redemptions in December 2025.

Wertgrund WohnSelect D followed in January 2026.

Fokus Wohnen Deutschland in February 2026.

UBS in March 2026.

The same thing is happening in US private credit.

Investors tried to pull $13 billion from private credit funds in Q1 2026 alone.

Ares, Apollo, BlackRock, Cliffwater, and Morgan Stanley all capped withdrawals.

More than $4.6 billion is currently trapped behind withdrawal limits.

The underlying problem is commercial real estate, specifically office buildings.

The numbers are serious:

US office vacancy rate is projected to hit 24% in 2026, the highest ever recorded.

Office CMBS delinquency rate hit an all-time high of 12.34% in January 2026. The overall CMBS delinquency rate is at 7.47% and rising. $5.4 billion in new delinquencies was recorded in a single month. CBD office values have fallen 52% from their peak.

1,607 US banks currently hold commercial real estate exposure above 300% of their total equity. Regional banks have 44% of all their loans sitting in commercial real estate.

The mechanism keeping this from blowing up right now is called "extend and pretend." Banks and borrowers keep extending loan maturities instead of forcing sales at current prices.

CRE loan modifications jumped from $21 billion in March 2024 to $39 billion by March 2025. The Willis Tower in Chicago has had its $1.33 billion loan extended all the way to 2028.

Nobody wants to be the first one to sell and reveal what these buildings are actually worth.

This is almost exactly what happened in 2007.

Bear Stearns suspended two hedge funds in June 2007.

The reason was the same: assets that could not be sold at book value. BNP Paribas followed in August 2007, freezing three funds worth €1.6 billion, citing "complete evaporation of liquidity."

Northern Rock had a bank run in September 2007. Lehman Brothers collapsed in September 2008. From the first fund suspension to full crisis was approximately 15 months.

That doesn't mean the exact same thing will happen again, but the odds of a global recession are definitely going up in 2026.

[Suzie rizzio @Suzierizzo1]

This is a North Carolina Senator on a livestream trading stocks while on the Senate floor! No wonder they don’t get anything done and are billionaires! 🤬

[Power to the People ☭🕊 @ProudSocialist]

This scene from “Don’t Look Up” pretty much sums up where we are right now…

[Oscar @zwergnase01]

📽️

Dieser Film dauert nur 4 Minuten, wurde in einer halben Stunde gedreht und hat einen Oscar gewonnen.
Seht euch das an.

[Shaovember @shaovember]

@0xleegenz song ?

[Shaovember @shaovember]

@WatcherGuru Fake News

[NIB @nib95_]

This last week PSSR 2.0 and Resident Evil Requiem helped sell a LOT of PS5 Pro's if my timeline's anything to go by. 👀

Only other time I saw anything close to this was when it first launched!
#ResidentEvilRequiem #PS5Pro

[Shaovember @shaovember]

@CriticalOverlo3 @DreadCentral Please no

[Shaovember @shaovember]

@xMBGx Nope 👎

[Rino🚀 @RinoTheBouncer]

Players and the market have both spoken🚀

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

Ok, I need to level up my AI skills. This is just amazing.

[Shaovember @shaovember]

@LittleBigSpikey I just finish the Game 🫨

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Major US retailers have reported being sold out of physical copies of Resident Evil Requiem