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Tweet unto others as you would have them tweet unto you.

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I just backed Those Boys on the Hill on @Kickstarter https://t.co/3UqkogdfOI

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EPA proposed new regulations on power plants, using the most potent weapon the Biden Administration has to fight the climate crisis. But these rules don't go far enough. Tell EPA to strengthen them to protect our families and future: https://t.co/UKf7NtRBe5

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Ew

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@PeteDominick I need the name of your hat dealer.

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@RenaissanceXM Affirmative action isn’t about anyone’s level of ability, it’s a (minimal) effort to correct 400+ years of enslavement, oppression and bigotry.

Or am I the stupid one?

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@PeteDominick After he loses the next election, this is going to kill when he’s performing down at the Chuckle Hut

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@PeteDominick My oldest just graduated as well. I’m right there with you. Who is this “adult” who now lives in my son’s room? Actually I know him pretty well, but still!

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@PeteDominick I used to think the aphorism was a fallacy, but in this case...
“Those who can’t do, teach.”

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@NoContextHumans Can solve it two different ways. Shouldn’t tho, because it’s intentionally written wrong as a troll.

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@PeteDominick I tried to hire some, but they’re too dang smart. Made me look bad. Had to fire them.

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@PeteDominick Will CNN be giving the guy a fireside chat?

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@PeteDominick She could make it fashionable, as long as she produces silent movies instead of putting millions of people into ovens.

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@DecodingFoxNews I appreciate this so much. You’re like a bullet proof vest for Trumpian rhetoric. I still feel the blow, but it isn’t as likely to kill me.

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@PeteDominick Inflation is a lie.

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⁦⁦@ElliottBlackwe3⁩ - thought of you when I saw this https://t.co/COLZJKmVaV

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@mattbc Not just a feeling, entropy is real. But never fear, the heat death of the universe is inevitable, and then all will be at peace.

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@JeffSharlet Loved you on @StandUpWithPete today - The Undertow: Scenes From a Slow Civil War sounds fascinating. I’m reading six books right now, but gonna have to make it seven.

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Welcome spring! Earth is currently tilted sideways relative to the sun, like a puppy asking for a treat. Don’t give in though, because we don’t want Earth to get fat. There are some who do want to give the Earth treats. We call them... fat Earthers.

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@espinsegall A truly omnipotent, all powerful God would have no need to create anything at all—unless growth and change were an inherent quality of said God.

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@jamesxgreene Oh well, if you did it’s a win.
I literally replay this scene in my head anytime I feel gaslighted... which these days is often.

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Carlson claims Jan. 6 was a peaceful gathering.
Me: