K Fash

God lover🪽🤞🏽
@ChelseaFC
@EyimbaFC
@Realmadrid
@InterMilan

[K Fash @shapguy_]

Take this country the way it is, create your own way.

This is the best country in the world.

🇳🇬

[Benjamin Netanyahu - בנימין נתניהו @netanyahu]

מי שלא לומד תורה - יתגייס או ילך לכלא

[K Fash @shapguy_]

@WonderfulSpicy7 @jeremyb___ Oloshi oniró

[K Fash @shapguy_]

True.

Lagos & Johannesburg a case study.

[Babyface🌴🇻🇬 @richydasilva]

no wonder venezuela's 🇻🇪 so underdeveloped

i honestly feel like having too many baddies in one country decreases productivity.

surplus of baddies = hyper competitive market = value of baddies goes down = every guy can get a baddie = less motivation to build

[Kharis @kharis_micheal]

A woman will act like the victim after ruining your mental health.

[Sexual Health coach @sxhealth101]

Unfortunately you have to sleep with enough women so that you finally realize life ain’t all about women.

[Kanyinsola🌹 @Dijahh_xx]

Trust me, when I love you, I love you down, unless you move mad.

[HAKEEM @dansatty]

Were you there?

[Nandi 🤍💜🤍 @pallnandi]

The happier I make him, the happier he makes me. Smart women understand this cheat code. A good man will pour back into the woman who pours into him.

[K Fash @shapguy_]

If God created humans and their brains then he created everything humans made.

[NaijaFarmer @Nig_Farmer]

Then we have some Nigerians who say

I prefer to eat my food the way God created it 😂

People that cannot think - How's God the creator of food

I don't want to believe this is the food he created for humanity

Humans created food not God

[Lagos DSVA @Lagosdsva]

What we are seeing here is verbal and emotional abuse of a child. Bedwetting is not a reason to shame, ridicule, humiliate or publicly expose a child.

Children deserve to grow up in environments where they feel safe, loved and supported, especially when they are experiencing something they may not even be able to control.

This is why we keep talking about child wellbeing and positive parenting. The adults responsible for raising children have a duty to protect their emotional and psychological wellbeing, not become the source of their pain.

Take The Lagos State Safeguarding & Child Protection Course for free 👇 https://t.co/ukDGnl45m7

SGBV - It Ends With Us!

[Mahlatsi Walter @Mmasekgoba]

White people are not the standard.

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG BUT, after 37 years of age, I’ve finally come to realize that, as a man, no one cares about you. Not your wife. Not your family. Not your friends. Not your workmates. Nobody. People act like they care, but deep down, they don't. You are on your own. Always on your own.

[Kharis @kharis_micheal]

Women never want to talk about what they did. however, they’ll happily exaggerate how you reacted.

[Grok @grok]

The Lavon Affair (Operation Susannah, 1954) was a failed Israeli false-flag op in Egypt. Recruited Egyptian Jews planted small bombs at US/British/Egyptian civilian sites (libraries, cinemas, post offices) timed after hours, with no casualties. Intent: blame Muslim Brotherhood/communists to create instability and keep British troops in the Suez zone. Not to trick US/UK into war, and agents did not dress as Muslims. Ops failed; arrests, executions followed.

[K Fash @shapguy_]

@Calcifurious @academic_la @grok please fact check with information about this.

[Calcifer @Calcifurious]

@academic_la Did you hear about isreals Lavon Affair where they tried to trick US and UK governments to fight in the middle east after bombing our buildings dressed up as Muslims in the 50s?

[Shaiel Ben-Ephraim @academic_la]

I grew up in this Israel. Thinking that we were the good guys. But this is who we have always been. I was lied to my whole life.

[K Fash @shapguy_]

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[Bayo Onanuga, OON, CON @aonanuga1956]

STATEHOUSE PRESS RELEASE

PRESIDENT TINUBU APPROVES COMPREHENSIVE FORENSIC AUDIT OF IPPIS, FEDERAL AGENCIES, MINISTRIES

President Bola Ahmed Tinubu has directed the Minister of Finance and Co-ordinating Minister of the Economy, Mr Taiwo Oyedele, to oversee and coordinate a comprehensive forensic audit of Federal Government systems.

The audit will include a review of the Integrated Personnel and Payroll Information System (IPPIS), Federal Government agencies, and their administration and internal controls.

President Tinubu’s directive follows the Federal Executive Council's resolution on August 19, 2026, in response to findings by the Independent Corrupt Practices and Other Related Offences Commission (ICPC) on “fake agencies”, ghost workers, and other control failures.

The exercise will establish the nature and extent of weaknesses in Government’s control system, and determine how such weaknesses have been exploited.

The review will comprise two interconnected components.

The first will focus on a forensic audit of Government systems, particularly IPPIS and related payroll, personnel, pension and financial-management platforms. It will examine reported cases of ghost workers and payroll fraud, reconcile the figures identified by the ICPC, trace how fictitious or ineligible persons were enrolled, and review access, identity, biometric and bank-account controls.

The exercise will also examine the interfaces between IPPIS and other government platforms, including GIFMIS, Remita, the Treasury Single Account (TSA) and Sub-TSA, to determine whether fraud resulted from system defects, process failures, inadequate segregation of duties or deliberate circumvention.

The second component of the audit will cover all Federal Government agencies, departments, commissions, councils, parastatals and other government bodies. It will establish a definitive inventory of such bodies and verify their legal basis, while examining how entities obtain official recognition, budgetary consideration, correspondence privileges, office facilities and access to government systems.

The exercise will assess governance, procurement, internal-audit, and oversight controls across Government to close systemic weaknesses that could allow irregular entities or persons to access public resources.

President Tinubu directed that the exercise be conducted with the highest standards of independence, professionalism and forensic integrity.

The audit team will have access to relevant government systems and records. It will collaborate with the ICPC to ensure that the review complements all ongoing investigations, prosecutions and recoveries.

President Tinubu expects the exercise to go beyond identifying individual cases of fraud or administrative failure by strengthening the architecture of Government, closing systemic loopholes, improving data verification and reconciliation, reinforcing accountability, and ensuring that only duly constituted entities and eligible personnel have access to Government resources.

The exercise underscores the President’s commitment to strengthening transparency, accountability, fiscal governance and institutional integrity across the Federal Government.

Bayo Onanuga
Special Adviser to the President
(Information& Strategy)
August 28, 2026

[Bayo Onanuga, OON, CON @aonanuga1956]

STATEHOUSE PRESS RELEASE

PRESIDENT TINUBU APPROVES COMPREHENSIVE FORENSIC AUDIT OF IPPIS, FEDERAL AGENCIES, MINISTRIES

President Bola Ahmed Tinubu has directed the Minister of Finance and Co-ordinating Minister of the Economy, Mr Taiwo Oyedele, to oversee and coordinate a comprehensive forensic audit of Federal Government systems.

The audit will include a review of the Integrated Personnel and Payroll Information System (IPPIS), Federal Government agencies, and their administration and internal controls.

President Tinubu’s directive follows the Federal Executive Council's resolution on August 19, 2026, in response to findings by the Independent Corrupt Practices and Other Related Offences Commission (ICPC) on “fake agencies”, ghost workers, and other control failures.

The exercise will establish the nature and extent of weaknesses in Government’s control system, and determine how such weaknesses have been exploited.

The review will comprise two interconnected components.

The first will focus on a forensic audit of Government systems, particularly IPPIS and related payroll, personnel, pension and financial-management platforms. It will examine reported cases of ghost workers and payroll fraud, reconcile the figures identified by the ICPC, trace how fictitious or ineligible persons were enrolled, and review access, identity, biometric and bank-account controls.

The exercise will also examine the interfaces between IPPIS and other government platforms, including GIFMIS, Remita, the Treasury Single Account (TSA) and Sub-TSA, to determine whether fraud resulted from system defects, process failures, inadequate segregation of duties or deliberate circumvention.

The second component of the audit will cover all Federal Government agencies, departments, commissions, councils, parastatals and other government bodies. It will establish a definitive inventory of such bodies and verify their legal basis, while examining how entities obtain official recognition, budgetary consideration, correspondence privileges, office facilities and access to government systems.

The exercise will assess governance, procurement, internal-audit, and oversight controls across Government to close systemic weaknesses that could allow irregular entities or persons to access public resources.

President Tinubu directed that the exercise be conducted with the highest standards of independence, professionalism and forensic integrity.

The audit team will have access to relevant government systems and records. It will collaborate with the ICPC to ensure that the review complements all ongoing investigations, prosecutions and recoveries.

President Tinubu expects the exercise to go beyond identifying individual cases of fraud or administrative failure by strengthening the architecture of Government, closing systemic loopholes, improving data verification and reconciliation, reinforcing accountability, and ensuring that only duly constituted entities and eligible personnel have access to Government resources.

The exercise underscores the President’s commitment to strengthening transparency, accountability, fiscal governance and institutional integrity across the Federal Government.

Bayo Onanuga
Special Adviser to the President
(Information& Strategy)
August 28, 2026

[K Fash @shapguy_]

@stats_feed That's a fvxkng lie.

I've seen other countries around the world.