Apparently I am also “a colony of wildlife is living underneath my vacuum” kind of bad as well. Stay tuned. There may be more updates as the day progresses.
I feel like my husband and I are secretly competing to see which of us will finally give up on trying to force toothpaste out of this tube and just open the new one already.
I remember being young and laughing about old people and their bran muffins. Just ordered wheat bran off Amazon. Plot twist: going to make spiced cookies instead of muffins.