Sharilyn Johnson

Creative-turned-tech-sellout. Torontonian-turned-Californian. Lapsed comedy journalist who still lists her old bylines: @torontostar @vice @avclub @VanityFair.

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

You couldn’t make The Office today. NBCUniversal owns those rights and they’d take your ass right to court.

[Sharilyn Johnson @sharilynj]

@redhotnerd

[Kristin Raworth 🇨🇦 @KristinRaworth]

I’m shocked to know he doesn’t hear the word no

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

THANK YOU TO THE PEOPLE WHO BLESSED MSG TODAY TO GET THE STANK VIBES OUT YOUR SERVICE IS APPRECIATED

[Sharilyn Johnson @sharilynj]

@wkndupdater He's famously a Mets fan. He has no soul left uncrushed.

[Sharilyn Johnson @sharilynj]

@omgsidewalks Bribes for literacy is the most American idea ever.

[Sharilyn Johnson @sharilynj]

@Walt_Gekko12 @PrezLives2022 Except that losing the habit-forming show following local news actually hurts the news viewership. You have a lot of solid facts sitting in front of you, you just assembled them wrong. IMO.

[Sharilyn Johnson @sharilynj]

@Walt_Gekko12 @PrezLives2022 Have a source for that, or just "IMO" vibes because you've read a lot of Bill Carter books?

[Brittany @notseriouslor]

Not to sound like a boomer, but people having meltdowns about this is exactly why it’s a good idea

[Sharilyn Johnson @sharilynj]

@alexasversionn You wouldn't have survived the '90s, you poor fragile soul.

[Sharilyn Johnson @sharilynj]

@omgsidewalks I'd be asking, "I have a sibling?!?"

[Sharilyn Johnson @sharilynj]

@WestJet @Toddske Bleep blorp.

[Sharilyn Johnson @sharilynj]

@latenightercom Love this episode. So much I want to add to the point about press.

[wren @NotTheWoz_]

It is okay to be gay.

It is okay to be trans.

It is okay to be Black.

It is not okay to be a Golden Knights fan, I hate all of you.

[Sharilyn Johnson @sharilynj]

The public demands the next @netflix roast be hosted by @HunterBiden.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@SoundDobad I know this may sound petty, but I can’t stand it when people put photoshop a meth pipe in my mouth. A crack pipe doesn’t have that little bowl at the end. This is why we can’t trust AI. Please make the appropriate edit. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[JJ in NH @JustJoshinNH]

Somebody asked me today why I was wearing a pride bracelet if I’m straight and I pointed out their Red Sox cap doesn’t make them a member of the team

[Sharilyn Johnson @sharilynj]

@jeremymbarr I always liked Lesley Stahl on-air, but went to see a speaking engagement a few years back and WOW is she out of touch. Really disheartening. I think she's exactly the type to stay on as a good little soldier.

[Sharilyn Johnson @sharilynj]

Some references are worth the rather unjustified Byron Allen pile-on. 10/10.

[Frank Conniff @FrankConniff]

I don’t want to say CBS’s “brand new” 11:35 show, Comics Unleashed with Byron Allen, is mostly reruns from the distant past, but the other night I tuned in and saw Ed Ames throwing a tomahawk.