Sharingan Shanny of the City Hidden in the Streets

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[Sharingan Shanny of the City Hidden in the Streets @sharinganshanny]

Huge thanks to everyone that came through last night & made it so special! Still can’t believe we completed our first level 5 hype train 🚂! I’m truly blessed to have such amazing people (and trolls) as friends 😊❤️ #TwitchStreamer #DBD #DeadbyDaylight #fortnite

[Pari 🐉 @ChiefPari]

People are still sending messages from my hacked account.

PLEASE DO NOT RESPOND TO ANY MESSAGES COMING FROM ME ABOUT AN EMERGENCY AND ACCIDENTALLY REPORTING YOU!

If you can, PLEASE repost this tweet so more eyes can see! Thank you everyone 🙏🏾

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@Kamkashii Carry me Kammy

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@Ci_Brinky Is this about to be another Mandela effect?

[Takahiro D. King @OC_EverStories]

YUYU⭐HAKUSHO trucks are rolling out all over Japan in promotion of the highly anticipated live action series by Netflix!

#yuyuhakushonetflix #yuyuhakusho #yuyuhakusholiveaction #ghostfighter #netflix

[t'nia j★ @q_noodle]

Annette ✨

[Mark Phillips @SupremeDreams_1]

Anime fanbases be acting like their in gangs or something 😂😂🤦🏾‍♂️

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@ObeezyLive

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

📖STORYTIME:

Y'all, my ass and legs are on
F 🔥 I 🔥 R 🔥 E.

It was for a good cause. Let me explain. 😅😭

So I'm dropping my son off at school this morning and I wave to my fellow PTA peeps and to the kids (as interim prez, it's critical 👔). We were joking about still being able to do the stuff we did as kids, but as grown folks with body pain, extra weight, and everything else. 😭

So one little guy (who seems to have it out for me since I beat his mom regularly at game night), yells at full volume to my son:

🗣️🗣️🗣️"MY MOM IS FASTER THAN YOUR MOM AND YOUR MOM IS CHUBBY SO SHE'S NOT FAST."

Me: " I bet she is fast just like you!"
(trying to be parental and mature even though I wanna moosh him down the grassy knoll 🌚)

My son steps up like an absolute bat outta hell, snatches his jacket off, gives me a kiss then yells:

"MY MAMA IS CHUBBY BUT SHE WINS ALL THE TIME SHUT YOUR MOUTH BRO AND LOOK AT HER HAIR"

(of course I scream laughing at him confirming my BMI prior to being ready to scrap for my honor 🤣)

We all cackle and separate the kids. Then out of nowhere the mom looks at me and says: "you wanna race? loser handles the rest of the meetings for the year and brings snacks. We could run to the end of the parking lot."

Now Miss Thing is thick, but smaller than me still. We both have work clothes on, but sneakers because old bad bitches wear comfortable shoes on busy work days, LMAO. I realized I had taken my iron and had a muffin. I felt healthy. I HATE those damn 7pm meetings. She thought it was a sure win for her.

I SAID YES and immediately remove anything that's not aerodynamic.

We told the kids to line up fast before the bell rang, and me and her line up. She left her shoes on. I took mine OFF.

I prayed to the spirit of my bodybuilder father to let his genes make me superior in this moment and tell him through telekinesis he owes me. LMAO

I have sciatica.
I'm a size 22.
I had control top panties on today.
My Zoom earrings.
I'm nearsighted to the core.
Everything was playing against me.

We lined up and the principal blew his whistle.

😩 BEASTMODE KINDA ACTIVATED 😩

My daddy had to be listening because Miss Thing FUCKING TRIPPED. I didn't ask if she was okay. FUCK that. 😮‍💨😅

I HAULED OFF. NO TAKE BACKS. YOU CHOSE GRIPS AND SHOES.

I CHOSE NATURE AND FLAT ARCHES.

I could feel my hair blowing and wondered if I had secured it well enough for this bullshit. My hoops dangled. The Jesus on my rosary got the ride of his fucking life. I heard her SCREAMING that she was coming for me. 😠

I asked myself what Sha'Carri Richardson would do and I (THINK) I went faster 😭😭😭. I hit the end of the parking lot and screamed like in the Color Purple when they separated Celine and Nettie.

My adrenaline was pumping.
My son ran up and hugged and kissed me, then hit a schmoney dance. I followed.
She congratulated me and I pulled the grass off her knees.

I fucking won. 😤

But not really because BITCH, I LOST. My shit is on FUEGO. FIRE. FLAMES. My body hasn't felt that kind of intensity in years. I'm certain I need professional medical something, but for now, I'mma soak these heavy ass thighs and bask in my glory.

My son thinks I'm a legend today.
He doesn't know, that now that I sat down, I won't be able to get back up.

But I fucking did it. No more night PTA meetings. The little chubby girl who saw me win, gave me a fist bump WITH explosion.

Just for today, I AM A FUCKING ATHLETE.

Tomorrow? Might have to order a wheelchair.

[Sharingan Shanny of the City Hidden in the Streets @sharinganshanny]

@DopestArtista Overwatch carries!

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@ObeezyLive

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Amazing appointment with our doula today ❤️ I’m so excited and so thankful for our birth team 🥰

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@Kamkashii

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@Kamkashii Lawd! Someone done spiked your kiwi 🥝! Definitely supposed to be tart, not spicy 🌶️

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@Pink__Vixen ‘s stream last night was top tier! The #TCM matches, the hot sauce shot exorcism, and the water bottle boarding… 😂🤣 catch the vod.

[❤️‍🔥 G A W D ❤️‍🔥 @_benjvmins_]

look at her. lmao our girl is at HOME

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@JeSuisJazzy_ Speaking of Tokyo Drift… This was you to @NinjaDuce 😂🤣

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@gudetome

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@Ci_Brinky 😂🤣🤣