Park The Shark

UIC 2020 Chemistry Major
I keep it ReAl

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Assault.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

After ruining Alabama’s CFP hopes, LSU went over to their recruiting section to tell a bunch of high schoolers it’s time to reconsider where they should play college ball.

College football. The land of pettiness.

[Park The Shark @shark_parker]

Damn right

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Oh shit. The #1 best seller Sharks Have Feeings Too is now in Hardcover?

[Robert J. O'Neill @mchooyah]

Ever wake up on the day your science project was due and realize you hadn’t done shit?

[Karl-Anthony Towns @KarlTowns]

I aIN’t nO BiTcH

RaiSeD ARoUnD LiOnS

🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢
🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

#BitchTalk

[Bleacher Nation Bulls @BN_Bulls]

Debuting the pinstripes at MSG is savage.

[Preston Wilson @PrestonWilson44]

Every team shares info about what they see. This is such a tired and lazy story it only proves most these people covering playoff baseball pay zero attention to baseball during the regular season. This is only a surprise to them because they don’t know the game. Real fans know.

[Barstool Chicago @barstoolchicago]

Last night was the HIGHEST RATED Bulls game in 2 years @NBCSChicago

THE BULLS ARE BACK

[Park The Shark @shark_parker]

Cubs n 4

[Corey Freedman @corey_cubs]

Throwing it back to the “Rudy” ending I made with David Ross per @MBDChicago’s idea. From being carried off the field after the Cubs won the World Series to being named manager.

Congratulations skip, @D_Ross3.

[Michael Bolling @mikealexbolling]

Best game I’ve ever watched live. Kyle Hendricks put the whole city on his back and never even blinked. #FlyTheW

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I wonder if ND fans still want a cookie for almost beating Georgia

[Park The Shark @shark_parker]

🐐🐐🐐🐐

[NFL Legacy @NFLLegacy]

Happy 50th birthday, @BrettFavre! 🎂

[carl @CarlsBeef]

The ending was too predictable IMO

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Nerds. Merica.

[Barstool Gambling @stoolgambling]

But bro they’re the perfect gym shoe... #BookieChronicles

[OBVIOUS SHIRTS® @obvious_shirts]

THE BREWERS
BLEW A
3 - 1 LEAD.

[Park The Shark @shark_parker]

@br_betting @B0B0Schmidt