Sharky.

Burn, baby, burn.

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Sharky here! Got an important announcement to make:

YEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAW!

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Course I do. That's that car shit those macho-types were singing about on Grease.

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Like you know, thussy.

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draw up a will just so I can leave everything I own to her. I'm telling you, if she told me to stop doing the whole arson thing I'd take a long hard minute to think about it before I wised up and told her to fuck off.

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I'm not trying to be all dramatic about it, but it feels to me like Heaven must've special delivered that Faith Seed from the clouds. She's always glowing like sunshine and leaves the air smelling like sage and peonies and apples. Looking at her makes me wanna learn how to +

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Thussy.

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[Just over yonder, blasting the SHIT outta “I'm Still Standing” by Elton John.]

Aha! Try again, dipshit!

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If you’re implyin’ somethin’ scat-erotica related, I’m /not/ that type of guy. An erotica guy for sure, jus’ ain’t crazy on the scat part. I’ll mail ya a steamin’ hot baggie, though. Use it for decoration.

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FUCK YEAH shit’s burnin’! Suck on a turd, Jacob!

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If I wanted to burn shit, I’d burn it. What’re they gonna do about it, stop the burnin’ shit? Shit’s already burnin’.

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I’m not gonna lie to ya, Ol’ Johnny Law, I’m jus’ really itchin’ to burn that rubber.

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It’s not actual shit I’m gonna be burnin’, I jus’ used shit for emphasis. Matter of fact, I saw patches of them medicinal herbs growin’ on up the river. Shit like lavender, I’m thinkin’. If ya burn enough of those, I’m sure it’ll smell a mite or so better. Or not. +

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@RAGElNCARNATE // every day I wake up

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// oh god I'm not a secret account anymore ignore the lack of a banner and general laziness

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unit of measurement.]

Jus’ a piece of tire here and there.

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You’re not seein’ the whole vision I got going. Look, I’ll get a metric shit-ton of shit to cover up all’a that smell afterwards. It’s more for the experience, ya know. Only live once. I’ll jus’ burn a little.

[He's gesturing with his pointer and thumb up as an on-the-fly +

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I’m real damn glad someone else mentioned burnin’ shit ‘fore I did. Been thinking ‘bout bonfires over some very literal burnin’ rubber.

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[“Brick House” blasts gleefully in the background as the self-proclaimed fire enthusiast hastily fixes the crumbled brick of a safehouse near Hanbane river.]