Parker Shipp

Vols, Titans, (good) Bourbon, and Sriracha Mayo ... In that order

[Alex Goldin @alexgoldin74]

@greg_price11 @hought26844

[Bussin' With The Boys @BussinWTB]

The USMNT and the crowd singing Take Me Home, Country Roads together after the win over Australia

Pure goosebumps

[Parker Shipp @sharkerpipp]

@petermillar any chance you’ll be updating the Titans logo in your Game Day line to the new logo? Im waiting to purchase

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

"Trump's UFC arena is defiling the WH"

Those same people in 2020:

[John Sartori @JohnSartoriTV]

You have to wonder whether the Knicks get it done without Jalen Brunson and Mikal Bridges being battle-tested by the 2017–18 Tennessee Volunteers during the Battle 4 Atlantis.

[Magills @magills_]

Elon is now worth a trillion dollars which means Dave Ramsey may actually be okay with him buying a new car at the sticker price.

[Penny2x @imPenny2x]

I’m gonna call them “my rockets” now that I own SpaceX.

[Tennessee Titans @Titans]

Tater gonna Tate

[Joey Petersen @joeypetersen8]

Vols with RISP

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

My wife when I call her a “neighbor with a uterus”

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

The little rascals sneaking into an R rated movie

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Green Bay Packers running back Josh Jacobs has been arrested for allegedly strangling and suffocating a woman. Which sounds bad. But it could be worse per sports media — he could have introduced President Trump at a rally.

[Drew @AllegedlyDrew]

Abdul Carter will call out his teammate for speaking at a Trump rally, but stays silent when another teammate beats his girlfriend on camera. Welcome to the NFL.

[The Best @TheBestqueenx]

The truest thing Nietzsche ever said;

"If you ki*ll a cockroach, you're a hero. If you kil*l a butterfly, you're evil. Therefore, morality has aesthetic standards."

[ᚾᛟᛋᚻ ᛗᚢᛚᛚᛖᚱ 🪶 🕊 🆗 @NoshMuller]

“He just sat down to relax. Tell him the trash needs to be emptied immediately.”

[lewis @Lewiswbt1]

Trump at rally: And frodo baggins is here, we know frodo baggins, we love frodo, we know the vest, very strong vest, we love MITHRIL. does he want to come up? get him up here. he's invisible, he turned invisible, that's okay

[Phil Ken Sebben @hundsnus]

He's finally getting in shape and getting his life in order? Now make him lose his hair

[Robb Allen @ItsRobbAllen]

He's trying to plug in the USB cable. Make it not fit.

Now that he's flipped it, make that not fit as well.

Good, he's flipping it back to the original orientation. Make it slide right in.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

On my way to Beijing in Air Force One