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❝do no harm, but take no shit❞

[sʜᴀʀᴋ @sharkfiles]

If you're one of those people who fill out an ENTIRE PACKET at the doctor's office AT THE WINDOW... I just need to know, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?

[sʜᴀʀᴋ @sharkfiles]

Hello 👋🏼
I need to start using this account again😂

[sʜᴀʀᴋ @sharkfiles]

I’m fucking 30. Like, what? 😅

[sʜᴀʀᴋ @sharkfiles]

Went with the flow to Vibeee tonight with youuuu 💕🔥💨 @taymoneyduh

[taymoneyduh @taymoneyduh]

I just go with the flow wbu

[sʜᴀʀᴋ @sharkfiles]

I just remembered the VMA’s are tonight! Yay!☺️

[sʜᴀʀᴋ @sharkfiles]

RESEARCH ARTICLES SHOULD BE FREE TO ACCESS FOR EVERYONE!!

thanks for coming to my Ted talk

[SIE @_badassiee]

my ability to LOL shit and keep it moving these days is elite.

[Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian]

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[sʜᴀʀᴋ @sharkfiles]

@mamastoneywitch Lol mine too!🤣

[sʜᴀʀᴋ @sharkfiles]

I just realized my kid has been watching Bob’s Burgers. Intently. Obsessed. Laughing. She’s definitely mine. 🤣

[sʜᴀʀᴋ @sharkfiles]

OMG and on**🤦🏼‍♀️ I’m going to bed now

[sʜᴀʀᴋ @sharkfiles]

Last Saruday I wrote 4 pareos…
(got 5/5 of 2 of them!)😋

However, in a stunning turn of events:
I will be writing only 3 papers tomorrow!😂

[sʜᴀʀᴋ @sharkfiles]

Papers** damn Spanish keyboard autocorrect 😂

[sʜᴀʀᴋ @sharkfiles]

Currently:

[sʜᴀʀᴋ @sharkfiles]

mentally and physically exhausted, but still can’t sleep 😅 love this for me🙃

[christian @dabongohead]

the ice we skate is getting pretty thin

[Dan Levey @iamdanlevey]

Hanging toilet pepper like this. #MakesMeALittleBitKaren

[sʜᴀʀᴋ @sharkfiles]

Stoned looking @ my turtle tank:

all of the orange snails have joined together at one end of the tank…

Thoughts:
1) are snails racist?
2) is there about to be a battle in my tank?!
😳🌊🐌

[sʜᴀʀᴋ @sharkfiles]

Today was shit. Still hate my life 😂

[sʜᴀʀᴋ @sharkfiles]

Yupp. Still true.