Sharkgrl

Beekeeper, love the Patriots, have the cutest dog in the whole world, pretty much the awesomest person you will never meet.

[Ashley Winter MD || Urologist @AshleyGWinter]

Ok and "Yeah!" Is giving me College basement kegger vibes. 😵‍💫

[Sharkgrl @sharkgrl]

@dunkindonuts Merch?

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VOLLMER IS THERE!!!

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@FakeDawnSummers Omg can you STAND IT. UGH.

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Good luck charm for the day!

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😂😂😂 that poor bridge has seen some shit.

[Boston 25 News @boston25]

Traffic Alert: Cement truck strikes bridge in Norwood, road closure in effect https://t.co/K3kJtIdWPU

[Sharkgrl @sharkgrl]

I am literally the happiest I have ever been. Quitting my job to become a stay at home mom and moving out to create a little nuclear family has been the best decision I ever made. I’m so lucky I had the ability and means to make these decisions.

[Sharkgrl @sharkgrl]

Was not planning on bawling my eyes out 5 mins into the Kelce doc with him reading a book to his kids. Or when his dad talked and you could hear how proud he was of them.

Parenthood changes you. I used to be a bad bitch and now I’m crying at dads reading to their kids.

[Sharkgrl @sharkgrl]

I just found out that my tv’s internal antenna has “live tv” streaming channels. One of those channels is THE BOB ROSS CHANNEL. I have never been so relaxed all day.

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No one was going to tell me about PBS’s show “Donkey Hodie”. Like are you kidding me?

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I just realized I get to watch nfl coverage ALL DAY.

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First time in a year that I had a dream about where I used to work and it wasn’t a nightmare. It was just a dream. Progress?

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Put the baby down and now putting myself down for a nap. On day 38473829 of a headache.

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It’s finally cool enough to dress my baby in her little hoodie.

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@Rokkaaaaa Hahaha. I used it today in the car. The Taylor Swift Method works!!

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@Rokkaaaaa I have soooo many feelings on this. Those people are trash and I’m slowly eliminating them from my life. My situation is different know, but like an elephant - I never forget.

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@Rokkaaaaa Also that playlist is fucking magic. Soooo many babies and toddlers and adults swear by it.

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@Rokkaaaaa There’s this baby sleep “expert” I follow and she’s super funny. But she has a “Taylor Swift Method” playlist for getting your baby to sleep and it’s got like 10k followers on Spotify and there’s like a whole new gen of baby swifties and it’s so cute.

[Sharkgrl @sharkgrl]

People who don’t pull up in the drive thru line continue should get their orders messed up.

[Sharkgrl @sharkgrl]

@ZenobiaPaints Yes! I’ve had it for a while. It’s so cool.