John Hooper

Ex Capetonian, now Durbanite.

Massage therapist for Sharks Rugby (and so many other wonderful folk)
#privileged
One life...living it. And loving it.

[John Hooper @sharksmassage]

C'mon Bulls @BlueBullsRugby
🏆🐃 🇿🇦

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Electric scooters are a very good solution to the traffic problem (Stellenbosch and elsewhere)
The problem lies with the users
@carteblanchetv

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Never going to blame the ref...
BUT...how was that 'tackle' on Ethan Hooker not a penalty (yellow card?)
And the tackle on Le Roux Malan? #uprightinnthetackle

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I only have 3 questions:
1) Why aren't we seeing video from @ICEgov bodycams? So we can see what they 'saw'...
2) Why aren't we seeing cell phone footage from the victims? So we can see what they experienced...
3) How do @ICEgov sleep at night....knowing what they did?
@cnni

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When I was involved in pro cycling, victory was (almost) unexpected....and therefore greatly celebrated
In rugby.....victory is (almost) expected....so therefore there is a fine line between celebration and frustration/ disappointment

@SharksRugby will be celebrating tonight 🍻

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. @SuperSportRugby commentator:
"In knockout matches, points are crucial"
#noshitSherlock

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@carteblanchetv
There is NO way Durban and surrounding areas would have survived the 2021 'Zuma' riots without private security companies.
SAPS were absent and/or overwhelmed

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F*@k off with your mask and 'elbow bump'

Covid is not an excuse....you got beat!!
#Olympics200m

Delighted for Tebogo 🩵

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I'm sorry....
Whilst I totally understand the value of corporate sponsorship, the @Springboks should not be for sale
#greenandgoldforever

(Refuse to mention the corporate brand)

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C'mon @SuperSportTV
@Springboks do not need you to help them win. Give the TMO ALL the angles/reviews

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@SportsDocSkye Job well done. 🏆

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It's coming home.... 🏆
@SharksRugby #EPCR #SHAvGLO

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And we march on....🦈
@SharksRugby

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Better than any Easter eggs....
@SharksRugby #SHAvEDI

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@drizzleanddip My experience there was very similar....

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That must have been at least 3 penalties that weren't blown!! 😡

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Let's go boys!! 🦈 v 🐲
@SharksRugby @ChallengeCup_

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Why get your clients to book a particular car at a particular time if you can't guarantee either @woodfordcarhire #youneedtobebetter

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If there is a streaming service worse than @DStv then I hope I never have to use it
#unreliable #pathetic #useless

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@KP24 Had the pleasure/ privilege of massaging 18 on your list....legends all