‍ ‍‍ 𓂁 ‍ ‍shark——𝒍ike.

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀OPEN.⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ RAVAGE.⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𝐸𝐴𝑇.

[‍ ‍‍ 𓂁 ‍ ‍shark——𝒍ike. @sharksume]

no, my love. cheese would not survive down there. the land above the sea.

[‍ ‍𝙨𝙤𝙛𝙩 ‍ lungs, ‍heavy ‍heart. @breathfalls]

like… the sea courts?

[‍ ‍‍ 𓂁 ‍ ‍shark——𝒍ike. @sharksume]

the high courts.

[‍ ‍𝙨𝙤𝙛𝙩 ‍ lungs, ‍heavy ‍heart. @breathfalls]

… from the what.

[‍ ‍‍ 𓂁 ‍ ‍shark——𝒍ike. @sharksume]

fine. then i will take some from the courts.

[‍ ‍𝙨𝙤𝙛𝙩 ‍ lungs, ‍heavy ‍heart. @breathfalls]

please don’t buy me amazon cheese, babe.

[‍ ‍‍ 𓂁 ‍ ‍shark——𝒍ike. @sharksume]

i will buy you some from amazon.

[‍ ‍𝙨𝙤𝙛𝙩 ‍ lungs, ‍heavy ‍heart. @breathfalls]

(swallows down his mouthful.) you owe me more cheese.

[‍ ‍‍ 𓂁 ‍ ‍shark——𝒍ike. @sharksume]

Sharknana.

[‍ ‍‍ 𓂁 ‍ ‍shark——𝒍ike. @sharksume]

(chewing delightedly.) what's yours is mine.

[‍ ‍𝙨𝙤𝙛𝙩 ‍ lungs, ‍heavy ‍heart. @breathfalls]

(frowning, another big chomp, before extending the cheese. muffled——) finetakemyfuckingcheeseiguess.

[‍ ‍‍ 𓂁 ‍ ‍shark——𝒍ike. @sharksume]

Cheeeese.

[‍ ‍𝙨𝙤𝙛𝙩 ‍ lungs, ‍heavy ‍heart. @breathfalls]

(another nibble. head shake. nu-uh. his cheese.)

[‍ ‍‍ 𓂁 ‍ ‍shark——𝒍ike. @sharksume]

do it. your brother deserves it.

[𝑪𝑨𝑵 𝒀𝑶𝑼 𝑭𝑰𝑵𝑫 𝑴𝑬 .ᐣ @EXPERIMENT18519]

it is, yeah.

[‍ ‍‍ 𓂁 ‍ ‍shark——𝒍ike. @sharksume]

Cheese.

[‍ ‍𝙨𝙤𝙛𝙩 ‍ lungs, ‍heavy ‍heart. @breathfalls]

(eyes his hand, head tilt. extends stump —— his hand is busy holding his cheese.)

[‍ ‍‍ 𓂁 ‍ ‍shark——𝒍ike. @sharksume]

(eye roll, holding hand out.)

[‍ ‍𝙨𝙤𝙛𝙩 ‍ lungs, ‍heavy ‍heart. @breathfalls]

… better. (further nibbling ensues.)

[‍ ‍‍ 𓂁 ‍ ‍shark——𝒍ike. @sharksume]

... you're like a mouse. (because mouse is far nicer than rat.)

[‍ ‍𝙨𝙤𝙛𝙩 ‍ lungs, ‍heavy ‍heart. @breathfalls]

(nibble, chomp, nibble.) you’re right, it is. healthy. good for your bones.

[‍ ‍‍ 𓂁 ‍ ‍shark——𝒍ike. @sharksume]

(prince who wants to be mean but knows the consequences.) it's cheese.

[‍ ‍𝙨𝙤𝙛𝙩 ‍ lungs, ‍heavy ‍heart. @breathfalls]

why so serious, then? (obnoxious chomp.)

[‍ ‍‍ 𓂁 ‍ ‍shark——𝒍ike. @sharksume]

no.

[‍ ‍𝙨𝙤𝙛𝙩 ‍ lungs, ‍heavy ‍heart. @breathfalls]

are you jealous of cheese now?

[‍ ‍𝙨𝙤𝙛𝙩 ‍ lungs, ‍heavy ‍heart. @breathfalls]

then be nice to me. (takes another bite.)

[‍ ‍‍ 𓂁 ‍ ‍shark——𝒍ike. @sharksume]

do not dare.

[‍ ‍𝙨𝙤𝙛𝙩 ‍ lungs, ‍heavy ‍heart. @breathfalls]

don’t make me take my hearing aids out.

[‍ ‍‍ 𓂁 ‍ ‍shark——𝒍ike. @sharksume]

sorry.

[‍ ‍‍ 𓂁 ‍ ‍shark——𝒍ike. @sharksume]

rat.

[‍ ‍𝙨𝙤𝙛𝙩 ‍ lungs, ‍heavy ‍heart. @breathfalls]

( * eating from a full block of cheese. )