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Octopunk Media's favorite shark & leader of the Shark Cult
he/him (shark) they/them (human behind the shark)

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When you hydrate vs when you havent had any water

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logs in 10000 years late (curse my social media manager)

what do you MEAN i could get a minishow

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i thought i lost this account and Feared

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dreamlight valley no longer going to be free to play is bullshit

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first time i log on in a While and i discover a p*rn bot reposted one of my tweets

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i deleted the app from my phone for my mental health but i logged on desktop to just say: the janus gaming tiktok account brings so much joy

side note: the key lime godzilla cake looked so good

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Remembering that I am a movie star

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Remember when I cried over this

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Brb actually crying

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Rip stream

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I can't believe my social media manager is missing the stream to go hang with family. It's not like your aunt that lives in Canada that you haven't seen since like 2010 is here or anything, I'm gonna SING

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@ladytuono No one does bc im the famous shark in the family

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I can't disappoint my fans 😔

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Update: the boss told sharktreuse to get over it and magically his voice recovered

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Welcome back to shark-topunk news

Sharktreuse will not be preforming at the karaoke event happening on Saturday with @ladytuono and @mikeluvsgushers due to losing his voice thanks to a screaming match with Blåhaj, his mortal enemy

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This tweet is threatening you to drink water

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This tweet is to remind you to drink water

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Welcome to shark-topunk news

"It's probably the biggest thing I will be doing this year."-- @ladytuono

have a feeling that the shark will not be receiving any more info on this until the announcement.