jellyfish

“is it not enough to sit quietly in my hawaiian shirt, deranged?”

[sagey @lesbian4pca]

#givecalebwilliamsagun2026

[Ocho Drinko @ochodrinko85]

Kenneth Walker? More like Kenneth “Runner” haha. Sometimes I lay up at night wondering if I’ll ever be happy again

[𝕯𝖎𝖒𝖊✨ @DimeCooked]

Idk how east coast ppl do it man 10am-8pm football is perfect

[:( @mostnormalwoman]

Let me consult my council of enablers about this

[kT @2halfftapart]

twitter should let u dislike tweets

[Windy City Gridiron @WCGridiron]

Damn. The Packers haven’t choked that hard since the last time they played an NFL football game.

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

KYLE. MONANGAI.

[WPBL San Francisco Firebells @wpbl_firebells]

Regular season champions. 🥳
Now, it's all eyes on the Postseason. 👀 

We play the Boston Hunters in the first-ever WPBL Postseason game on Wednesday, September 9 at 4pm PT / 6pm CT. 

Get your tickets!
https://t.co/UDfKSLw4gb

[Adames Enthusiast 🌉 @AdamesFan]

I’m so fucking pissed rn

[mariam @notkhouly]

i find it so funny when regular ass people have a torn ACL

[alice 🏆 @winnersuzuki]

habs forgetting the stanley cup on the sidewalk son or victoire losing the walter cup in transit daughter

[Robert Mays @robertmays]

After reviewing the games from last night, all of the good moments from the players I liked were real, and everything else didn't matter because it's the preseason.

Pretty cool that it worked out that way. Sometimes you just get lucky.

[julia @juumelo_]

this meeting could’ve been a fist fight probably

[r @6ffside]

GMs should consider my feelings first before trading players

[NHL @NHL]

GOAL OF THE YEAR 😮

William Eklund takes the top spot on our top 25 goals countdown!

[jellyfish @sharkwithabanjo]

saw the odyssey with my family and the whole discussion on the car ride home was the logistics of the sex purge movie from the trailers

[Jonny Sharples @JonnyGabriel]

Kermit the Frog has appeared in more World Cup finals than Cristiano Ronaldo.

[jellyfish @sharkwithabanjo]

@2halfftapart BIG TIME