Sharmayne

Musing. Rambling. Commentary. On things I find interesting. Or Annoying.

[Sharmayne @sharmeeezy]

I have FINALLY used the banana multi-use mask as a mask. I had my suspicions. It is INCREDIBLE. My hair is so thick and lush and shiny. Thanks @BlackBalladUK

[Sharmayne @sharmeeezy]

I received this amazing gift from BlackBalladUK and #garnieruk and I’m excited. I’ll update as I used the products. So far the coconut mask as a smoothing agent for a bun was SO QUICK and EASY. Wash day this weekend… sigh

[Sharmayne @sharmeeezy]

@DeliverooHelp @Deliveroo Done

[Sharmayne @sharmeeezy]

So this is how we are delivering pizzas now, #WildwoodCrawley? Someone else’s leftovers and an extra triangle to fill in the middle? Complained to @Deliveroo but apparently doesn’t warrant a refund. Shame. It’s so HARD to find good gf pizza. Oh well, bye!

[Sharmayne @sharmeeezy]

@BBCRadio2 5SecondsToName Culture Club, surely?

[Sharmayne @sharmeeezy]

@1Xtra goodbumps @itsNadiaJae Joyful Joyful got me with tears of happiness with the flooded memories AND I’m supposedly listening to a work call ❤️

[Sharmayne @sharmeeezy]

@1Xtra unless this is a dancehall remix of SZA, there is no excuse.

[Benjyandthemonkey💙 @BenjyNtheMonkey]

Just in case anyone hasn't worked it out, ending National Insurance means ending universal health care.
So if you were silly enough not to choose rich parents you'd better vote very carefully indeed this year 😳

[Sharmayne @sharmeeezy]

@RoyalMailHelp I’ve lived in Crawley for 5 months. The post is sporadic at best, a new low was reached today. I’ve just been notified a parcel due for deliver on Thursday is being returned to sender for the incorrect address? What?!

[Sharmayne @sharmeeezy]

@Johnnyroast I think the key is not to spend 8 hours at a time on it…

[Sharmayne @sharmeeezy]

@eBay_UK understand rising operating costs but how can you charge a fee on postage when that is 100% between buyer and seller. Scandalous.

[Sharmayne @sharmeeezy]

@ilmakiage Will do

[Sharmayne @sharmeeezy]

@blackpeoplepets Koa (the boob guy) & Luna, they will both be 3 in March.

[Sharmayne @sharmeeezy]

@lattesandlaws I’ve left my snowflakes up… ❄️❄️❄️

[Sharmayne @sharmeeezy]

@StephanieYeboah 😂

[The Secret Barrister 🦋 @BarristerSecret]

@MrHarryCole Lawyers represent people who do bad things.

That’s the rule of law. That is civilisation.

You owe your readers an apology for insulting them with this infantile, anti-democratic bilge.

Cringingly embarrassing.

[Sharmayne @sharmeeezy]

@StephanieYeboah Lydia is exhausting. You’ve got a long couple of hours ahead. The turns are quality. I’m holding my breathe too much.

[Sharmayne @sharmeeezy]

@StephanieYeboah I was at Pimlico a good 10 years before you. I can’t believe that beef was still going when you went there 😂. Is it still going, I wonder?

[Sharmayne @sharmeeezy]

@DeterminedTrav 😂 What the hell were you doing in Tooting? I’m going to make a special trip to the Fulham branch today. Buy something to help with their troubles. Just like I did with Woolies. Didn’t help then either…