Sharmili

tweeting nonsense ✌🏽

[Sharmili @sharmtoaster]

Just realized I haven't updated my profile photo since 2017. TBT to the days of matte liquid lipsticks 😂

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

How 2020 started: How it's going:

[Sharmili @sharmtoaster]

Me coming back to twitter after having nothing to say for 5 months

[Sharmili @sharmtoaster]

Is this cottagecore???

[victor ❂ @victxrswrld]

This literally looks like an episode of Parks and Rec.

[Komẹ @KahunaKome]

A slave trader's statue thrown from the docks? Shakespeare couldn't write such poetic justice.

[Sharmili @sharmtoaster]

Definitely using the next few weeks as an opportunity to try new recipes #DalgonaCoffee

[Sharmili @sharmtoaster]

My logging off twitter because all the covid 19 posts are making me angry/ panicky

[Sharmili @sharmtoaster]

This week has really taught me how often I touch my face, eyes, and mouth 😥😥😥

[Arrested Development @bluthquotes]

US Government response to #coronavirus

[Caitlin Duffy-Ryon @cait_duffy]

These teens on TikTok are out here doing the lord’s work.

[Sharmili @sharmtoaster]

@HannahEEnglish @WishfulskinHuda I don’t understand people who blindly hate all physical exfoliation. Everyone’s skin is different 🙃🙃🙃

[Sharmili @sharmtoaster]

Just saw someone post about becoming a be*utycounter rep because they survived cancer. The emotional manipulation of using cancer to recruit and sell MLM products is 🤯🤯🤯🤯

[Sharmili @sharmtoaster]

Like are these comments talking about makeup or lifesaving drugs??

[Sharmili @sharmtoaster]

Me judging all the people freaking out about the Sailor Moon collection selling out. JFC, it’s just makeup.

[Sharmili @sharmtoaster]

Woke up this morning and saw that it’s still winter 😒

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Lady Catherine de Bourgh to Elizabeth

[Faux Russ Hanneman @realTrumpClone]

Throughout history demons were always thought to be red, but now we know they were wrong, they are actually orange.

#OrangeFace

[Sharmili @sharmtoaster]

I’ve had Disney+ for 2 months and have watched the Lizzie McGuire movie 3x already 🤷🏽‍♀️