Sharon

Good old days

[Kones. @BCherich]

Ladies and gentlemen Susan Kihika

[Sharon @sharon_bii]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Sharon @sharon_bii]

@Kibet_bull Alafu sisi hapa tunalipwa peanuts😂😂😂😂

[George Njoroge @georgenjoroge_]

It’s either my uncle Waruthu is heavily bewitched… or the man is the luckiest dropout kikuyu in the history of Kenya.

This man dropped out in Class 6. No degree. No biashara. No master plan. Just inherited land and some anointed timing.

He starts in Kingeero with a plot left by his father.

Then boom Western Bypass construction comes slicing through it, then KeNHA appears and tells him,

“Waruthu, kindly move, but first collect your 16 million.”

Now a serious man would sit down, call a fundi, maybe an architect, maybe even think of rentals, biashara, mabati ya tenants, something sensible.

Not Waruthu.

Waruthu buys land in Gitaru for 4 million, puts up a 3-bedroom house, then takes the rest of the money and launches a one-man campaign of alcohol, women and complete financial vandalism.

The man did not spend money. He attacked it.

Two years later, before the dust even settles, KeNHA returns again.

This time for the Gitaru-Kikuyu interchange.

I’m not joking.

Same man. Same story. Same government. Another cheque.
19 million.

At this point you stop calling it luck. This is now a calling.

He moves to Manguo near Limuru town, buys about three-quarter acre, builds again for around 4 million, then does exactly what he had done before.

Not almost. Not roughly. Exactly.

House first, then the balance is taken hostage by bars, women and enjoyment until nothing remains except memories and hangovers.

Any other human being would learn.

Waruthu?

Waruthu behaves like a man who thinks compensation is a monthly salary.

Then last November Ruto launches the Rironi-Nakuru-Mau Summit Road project.

Now tell me why this man’s land is again sitting next to the highway like it had been booked in advance.

Again the government comes.

Again they acquire.

Again Waruthu is paid.

This time 25 million.

You people, there are men who hustle for 20 years and never smell 5 million.

This fool has made a full career out of being removed by road projects.

He doesn’t farm.

He doesn’t build wealth.

He doesn’t invest.

He just keeps positioning himself where tarmac will eventually develop feelings.

The last report we got was that he had moved to Ponda Mali in Nakuru.

Either there’s a powerful mganga somewhere blessing his land papers… or God has a very twisted sense of humour when it comes to my uncle.

The man is turning Kenyan infrastructure into his personal ATM.

Respect. 😂

[Chi @__Poisonivyyy]

Cutting people off and letting them live with whatever delusional story suits them best is top tier.

[Rituraj @RituWithAI]

You cannot "fix" a lifetime of habits in 24 hours, but you can execute a Hard Reset.

Most people feel broken because they are running too many background processes—unresolved tasks, cheap dopamine, and decision fatigue. You don't need a self-help book; you need to open your mental Task Manager and hit "End Task" on everything.

[KABUGO @Kabugo_]

Read this somewhere:👇🏾

1. Life can give you 5 kids and take them all again when you are just watching.

2. Life can also give you one child and allow you to grow old as you watch him grow.

3. The same life can give you a sweet marriage without children, it can also give you beautiful children without marriage OR give you a beautiful marriage, lots of money and children that need medical attention consistently.

4. The same life can give you very good academic papers without employment.

5. It can as well choose not to allow you to have any papers but allow you to be successful in business.

LIFE 🤔

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Some of you, even if you cut us off you don't have the connections we want.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

If i choose to dismiss you from my life over something "simple", understand that it wasn't the situation; that was just your last strike. Sometimes it's not what you do, it's how tired i am of you.

[George Njoroge @georgenjoroge_]

Please give watu wa mrima their flowers already 😃

[Fact @Fact]

Deep conversations with someone who understands you is everything.

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Ukitravel from Nakuru-Njoro-Molo to Olenguruone via matatu you’ll understand better the say ‘Buying a car first is better than buying a land first’

[Sharon @sharon_bii]

@Kibet_bull 🤣🤣🤣 na Bado hujeongeza rudeness ya touts

[Lawrence Kitema @lawrencekitema]

Nobody wants to hear this, but sometimes the person you want the most is the one you're better off without.

[Lawrence Kitema @lawrencekitema]

The same qualifications that got someone a job are the same qualifications others have but remain jobless. Let me remind you: the same illness you recovered from is the same illness that has taken millions to their graves. Be grateful and always give thanks to God

[The Government Critic 🇰🇪 @magwaz3]

Justin Muturi has decided to suspend they little remaing peace with his boss

[Droid @droid254]

After the Grammy's Kenya is eyeing to host the first formula 1 race at the new Machakos circuit

[Sharon @sharon_bii]

@PropesaTV I wonder why he is in power.... pathetic roads in the whole constituency....Bure kabisa

[Daily Push @dailypushmotive]

Mr President how can you sell KICC, pipeline , ADC farm, Port and now the JKIA - Senator Onyoka

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