mary sharon

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A quiet man is a thinking man. A quiet woman is usually mad.

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I get re-pissed about old situations whenever I start thinking about them again

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yeah baby i am an animal in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day

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don’t worry password, I'm insecure too

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that one password you use for everything and if anyone ever found it out they could probably single-handedly ruin your life

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this is a serious problem for me

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When I say I'm working out

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do you ever look at your pet and you can literally feel your heart melting because you love them so much

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How to talk to me when I have headphones in

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You're going to be judged for anything and everything you do so why not just do whatever makes you happy