Sharon

do ya thing b☻

[Sharon @sharonbeyzer]

Need 2 tix for Tove lo in Austin lmk🥹🫶

[Sharon @sharonbeyzer]

@nellecat46 I’m interested in 2 of them!

[gabbi @gabbi_thoughts]

my brain at 8:30 pm every single night during the summer

[nile @nileandah]

idc if this is a hot take or not but judging fully vaxxed people for doing things safely again after more than a year of not being able to do anything at all isnt the moral high ground moment you think it is

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Just to be clear: there is nothing “pro-life” about denying people comprehensive sexual education, making birth control harder to access, forcing others to give birth against their will, and stripping them of healthcare and food assistance afterwards.

[The Anonymous Nobody @el_budget]

The moderator getting treated like a substitute teacher

[Heifer Hotline @janeinLA]

men: just tell him no thank you, & you’re not interested

me: no thank you

men in real life: wow forreal sweetheart? it’s like that? i’m that ugly? we can’t even be friends? damn. where you going tho? why you walking so fast? can i come?

[yaya @malyelff]

i grew up ugly so i had to be funny and then got hot in my twenties so that’s how i became perfect

[kayla @baz00per]

pet rent is the stupidest concept i’ve ever heard of how do you expect my cat to pay $50 a month she is unemployed

[the hype @TheHyyyype]

surgeon: we're only allowing family right now

olive garden waitstaff: yeah that's why we're here

[Jeff is Tall @JeffisTallguy]

Whoever named frogs got it 100% right. Those things are frogs

[ℝ𝕒𝕖𝕖𝕢𝕦𝕒𝕫𝕒 @Raeequaza]

i am losing my gorilla grip on reality

[☁️CloudFather☁️ @trav_allen]

Festival security: *searches everyone for drugs*

An artist on stage: “IF YOU HAVE A BLUNT SPARK THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW!”

[choyce @choycebrown]

no

[Indy @IndecisiveJones]

crossbreed every type of dog until all you’re left with is an everything beagle