Sharon Brooks

Project Manager @MCCCD. @NorthwesternU & @asu alum. Love traveling the world & woo-ing people. #JesusFeminist & believer in vacinnes.

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

SAM: Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back only they didn’t. Because they were holding on to something.

FRODO: What are we holding on to, Sam?

SAM: That there’s some good in this world, Mr. Frodo. And it’s worth fighting for.

[Jason Linkins @dceiver]

give it up for Lexi, folks

[Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert]

Lost in all the lies and conspiracies is the fact that a large portion of Americans believe there’s a group of people so desperately hungry they’ve resorted to eating household pets and their response is “deport them!” or “lock them up!” rather than “let’s get them some food.”

[The Spirit of Lorenzo the Cat @LorenzoTheCat]

Remember, some of the heroes on 9/11 had paws.

[Ben Tietje still tweets 🐦 @Tietje]

“Do you have a flavor?”

La Croix: “I have the concept of a flavor.”

[Associate Deans @ass_deans]

I don’t have a plan, I have concepts of a plan.

[Tom Fornelli @TomFornelli]

If you aren't up watching Duke and Northwestern go to OT at 11:40pm local time on a Friday in a practice field along the shore of Lake Michigan I better not see you tweeting about how much you love football.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Oh you want to change plans? Do something completely different than the logistics I’ve envisioned & as such cemented in my head? Sure that’s fine. I can be normal about that. Please excuse me for 10 minutes. If you hear screaming it is unrelated

[Sharon Brooks @sharonebrooks]

@saj5771 I have watched this no less than 10 times.

[Sharon Brooks @sharonebrooks]

@AmericanAir - not super great customer service to be on a back-and-forth chat for 30 minutes only to be told to submit a form. Is there a way to talk to someone who can actually help me in live time?

[ALI ꕤ in debt but im seeing ariana :) @arianasyoncee]

kamala girl i need you to make a bunch of blue hats that say “Make America Laugh Again” so the abbreviation is MALA, hence ur name, and use their card against them!!!! it’s now or never sista😭

[Jessy Han @hjessy_]

they said get your ass back to the studio

[emilie @emiliepfrank]

the timeline is just like

BREAKING someone said something
BREAKING no they didn’t
BREAKING yes they did
BREAKING no they didn’t
BREAKING yes they did

[@ijbailey @ijbailey]

My final thread of the day. Biden's stutter:
If he plans to remain the nominee, which he seems to, he needs to get adult stutterers as advisors ASAP. I'm an adult stutterer. He doesn't have to choose me, but somebody. Fluent speakers don't understand the complexities at play. 1/

[Sharon Brooks @sharonebrooks]

@British_Airways Yes, on the computer, on a mobile device, on the app, on a different browser, etc. I've gotten the error message above and the one attached. Can't even get to the website anymore. I cleared cookies and gave up 🤷‍♀️

[Sharon Brooks @sharonebrooks]

@scullawei @British_Airways It's been like this for a week straight for me. Now I can't even get to the British Airways website. I have given up and just booked on American.

[Barry Markson @BarryMarkson1]

Don't blame the Arizona Supreme Court for its ruling finding the 1864 abortion ban enforceable today. The court did what it's supposed to do. It interpreted the statutes and determined the constitutionality of the laws. It did not set the policy.

The AZ GOP legislature in 2022, just two years ago, passed a bill restricting abortions to within 15 weeks of pregnancy. However, because the MAGA legislature knew there were pending cases before the newly constituted conservative Supreme Court that could overturn Roe v Wade, it included a provision that should Roe be overturned, the 15 week ban goes away and the 1864 total ban is the law.

The Republican legislature knew exactly what it was doing. Then Gov Ducey signed the bill into law and he KNEW exactly what it said. AZ GOP created this and now they will reap what they sow. Any one of them could have stopped this and they didn't because they support a total abortion ban.

Do not let them change their position now. Do not let them wiggle out of this problem they created. If it wasn't politically bad for them now, Republicans would still want a total abortion ban.

[Jake M. Grumbach @JakeMGrumbach]

If you're looking for eclipse glasses right now you understand why same day voter registration is important

[Ryan Rosenblatt, Back to Back World Series Champ @RyanRosenblatt]

The best part of getting old is becoming the target demographic for the Super Bowl halftime show