Aunt Stan

[Aunt Stan @sharonstweetin]

@caroleugenepark Amazing

[EGC @ElGIOCORP]

@_ddb @sharonstweetin @JVGiovannetti My fans are the best!!! Shout out to Sharon

[Aunt Stan @sharonstweetin]

@JVGiovannetti Ur dad

[CP24 @CP24]

Today is Bell Let's Talk Day. For every tweet and retweet using the hashtag #BellLetsTalk, Bell will donate 5¢ to Canadian mental health initiatives.

[Aunt Stan @sharonstweetin]

when youre VIB rouge because you forgot to use the VIB bonus code two times, so you had to reorder everything

[Aunt Stan @sharonstweetin]

me: hey siri
my mom: yes what?
me: (at my mom) i'm not talking to you. (at siri): what's the time?
*siri proceeds to tell me the time*
my mom: 12:02

[Aunt Stan @sharonstweetin]

@ProphetHarrison tragic

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Im sorry to all the people that were intimidated by my pissed face today

Evidence it was bad: 2 girls asked to share a gym mat with a man beside me although my mat was also available - and more spacious

[Aunt Stan @sharonstweetin]

@WarnerYYZ I once had a professor mass email our classto thank "Sharan Tran"
I sent out an email just before that to organize the class's Google Drive.

[Aunt Stan @sharonstweetin]

I wish I remembered the faces of the people who closed the elevator door on me today when I was evidently reaching to hold it

And for embarrassing me in front of everyone in the health sciences lobby

[sarah eve ☽ ♉︎ @kaxatx]

twitter do your fuckin thing

[Aunt Stan @sharonstweetin]

when you're watching a lecture on occupational and environmental health and the lecturer plays rihanna's "work" at the end of the video >>>>

[Aunt Stan @sharonstweetin]

@kaaysum I’m tryna take advantage of that Sephora VIB bb

[Aunt Stan @sharonstweetin]

I'm struggling -

i still have my summer tan. do i buy a foundation shade lighter or one to match my current one. i dont want to look like a pumpkin in the winter.

[Aunt Stan @sharonstweetin]

Should I feel bad that I clicked the up button for the elevator and 2 kids went up without their mom because they were holding the elevator for too long and the elevator got mad

[Aunt Stan @sharonstweetin]

Fascinating that I’m staying in a hotel near what may be the filming of a marvel movie but I gotta get up in a few hours to get some good brunch so y’all can leave now.
Food > films. Jks autographs are nice too (sometimes)

[Aunt Stan @sharonstweetin]

At Disneyland

Me, huge Mulan fan: hi where can I find Mulan?

Employee: oh she’s gone off to defend China with Shang.

Me: ...so when will she be on site

Employee: oh it’s hard to say because she has to fight evil

[Kimmy @kimmythepooh]

But you know you rejected your culture a long time ago. You know you refused to speak Chinese & you remember calling your mother’s food “disgusting.” It’s fucked. It clicks. It’s a race to reclaim everything you’ve hated about yourself. For the 1st time, you want to be Chinese.

[Kimmy @kimmythepooh]

You’re 25 years old.
You see a movie with an all-asian cast at a screening and for some reason you’re crying and you can’t stop. You’ve never seen a cast like this in Hollywood. Everyone is beautiful.
You’re so happy you’re Chinese.
#CrazyRichAsians #RepresentationMatters