Shivani Bhatnagar

Purveyor of Puns & Abuser of Alliteration. Watch out – You might get hurt by my razor-sharp wit.

[Shivani Bhatnagar @sharp_as_a_Shiv]

look y'all i'm so 🔥 even @Dictionarycom approves what an honor I can rest in peace knowing this will be my legacy #BornToBeLit #WordOfTheDay

[Dictionary.com @Dictionarycom]

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Commas. Commas everywhere.

[Greg Brown @Whalewatchmeplz]

Science is coming for you Marvel!

[City @CalebCity]

Basically how the first venus fly trap happened.

[Meena Subramanian @meena_mouse18]

If Cardi B has a baby, will it be named Cardi bb?

Bc if not, that's a hella opportunity missed.

[Shivani Bhatnagar @sharp_as_a_Shiv]

@meena_mouse18 I've over-loved many a succulent that way #MommaShiv 💕💕

[Jacy Marmaduke @jacymarmaduke]

"Public health experts said that they were alarmed by the continuing rise in obesity among adults and by the fact that efforts to educate people about the health risks of a poor diet do not seem to be working." https://t.co/GMFTqqJrgt

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

I'd like to study genealogy
But what's the use
I can't even grant one wish.

[SUAAB @UTDSUAAB]

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[Jacy Marmaduke @jacymarmaduke]

Climate 👏 change 👏 is 👏 a 👏 global 👏 political 👏 and 👏 social 👏 issue https://t.co/5cmgfgOPwo

[Bindi Irwin @BindiIrwin]

Today was heartbreaking for us all as the world says goodbye to Sudan, the last male Northern White Rhino on Earth. We are sending all our love to the team at @OlPejeta who have lost part of their family today. Now, more than ever, we must stand together and protect our rhinos.

[sb @suhighness]

1. I love my beard
2. Not into brown girls
3. Only into my culture for the gram
4. Mom's 24 year old baby
5. My sister's curfew is at 4pm but I don't have one https://t.co/X8DXNDFvA3

[Pew Research Fact Tank @FactTank]

The U.S. Asian population grew 72% between 2000 and 2015, the fastest growth rate of any major racial/ethnic group https://t.co/lc7Z5vfdbl

[Shivani Bhatnagar @sharp_as_a_Shiv]

A child in need knows no politics! Please urge Congress to put #ChildrenFirst and maintain the FY19 U.S. Gov't contribution to @UNICEFUSA at $132.5 million: https://t.co/bJvKjflT4c #WhyUNICEF

[Shivani Bhatnagar @sharp_as_a_Shiv]

.@JohnCornyn @SenTedCruz @RepKenMarchant U.S. Gov funding is one of the reasons #WhyUNICEF is able to save so many children’s lives around the world. Please maintain funding for @UNICEFUSA in FY19! 💙

[Shivani Bhatnagar @sharp_as_a_Shiv]

Girls and women deserve a chance to live a life free from violence. Please urge your Members of Congress to cosponsor the International Violence Against Women Act: https://t.co/sw4HaV2qpk #EndViolence #IVAWA

[Shivani Bhatnagar @sharp_as_a_Shiv]

.@JohnCornyn @SenTedCruz @RepKenMarchant Girls and women deserve a chance to live a life free from violence. Please cosponsor the International Violence Against Women Act and help #EndViolence. @UNICEFUSA 💙

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

Yawn in the club to see who's checkin you out.

[NPR @NPR]

Thefts of 🐝🐝🐝 have been playing out all over California's orchards https://t.co/UCYhRAGDKp