Artemio Pagán

Texas A&M class of 2018 | U.S. Army

[Artemio Pagán @rtemioPagan]

Looking at this photo alone, you’d never guess that Reggie Jackson is 6’0”

[Reggie Jackson @mroctober]

Was great to see @TheJudge44 and the team @Yankees this weekend

[Artemio Pagán @rtemioPagan]

Half of the east coast writers, including a New York writer, voted for Raleigh. Unimaginable levels of cope from Mariners fans the past 24 hours

[Seattle Sports @SeattleSports]

.@BrockHuard shares his reaction to Aaron Judge winning the AL MVP award over #Mariners catcher Cal Raleigh. 👀

[Artemio Pagán @rtemioPagan]

Baseball had its first repeat champion in a quarter century, done by a team that’s been considered to be a perennial playoff choker for over a decade now. Meanwhile, the Chiefs have been to 5 of the last 6 Super Bowls, with 2 of the last 3 of those being a Chiefs-Eagles matchup

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

“Baseball sucks. You just buy World Series championships. It’s the dumbest thing in the world." -Jason Kelce

[Artemio Pagán @rtemioPagan]

How am I supposed to be impressed by Ohtani or Judge when guys like this are hitting .337?

[Texas A&M Police @TAMUPolice]

Public Intoxication. Aggie Park. Contacted subject eating a sandwich with a water jug of whiskey. BAC was .337. Released to EMS. #BTHOflorida

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Now confirmed that Mickey Mouse thinks that Aaron Judge is AL MVP

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Form goes from “effective journeyman submarine pitcher” to “my dad left before I was born” in the blink of an eye

[Not High Sports Guy @NotBarthMarlins]

I’m obsessed with this guy on IG reels throwing pitches

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Whats wrong, babe? You’ve hardly touched your medium rare chocolate chip cookie

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You are tearing me apart Lisa!

[Chris Kirschner @ChrisKirschner]

Johnny Damon rocking the long hair with pinstripes

[Artemio Pagán @rtemioPagan]

They’ll complain about how people lack media literacy, but then struggle to understand an extremely morally unambiguous depiction of good and evil. Tough look when the Bible is nothing more than a children’s fairytale, right guys?

[Artemio Pagán @rtemioPagan]

There is quite literally nothing in the Bible that suggests that Satan is forgiven. It explicitly says that you need to repent to be forgiven, and Satan willingly turned his back to God and therefore cannot/will not repent. The only response they have to this is “lol fairytale”

[NEZ @NN_EE_ZZ]

the fallen angel and the son of god

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5’9” guys talking to 5’7” girls

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

I have no idea what possessed Will Smith to try to make new music 😭�

[Artemio Pagán @rtemioPagan]

Europeans have the audacity to make fun of Americans for having houses that can’t withstand 150+ mph winds, and then will outspokenly complain about their annual 80 degree F “heat wave” a few weeks later

[✧ @obviousari]

are american houses made of paper or what?

[Artemio Pagán @rtemioPagan]

“Dogs aren’t afraid to die” but will have Nam flashbacks the second a vacuum comes out

[🎀 planet clarke 🎀 @planetclarke]

I saw a pet psychic say that dogs aren’t afraid to die but hold onto their bodies for as long as they possibly can because they love their owners and want to stay and hang out. Idk if it’s true but I choose to believe that and it will never not make me tear up like omg 😭😭😭

[Artemio Pagán @rtemioPagan]

“One day I aspire to edit out your genes for the benefit of future generations.”

[dasha @0xdasha]

I am reading your replies. Some of you are very retarded. One day I aspire to edit out your genes for the benefit of future generations. This is the work we do at my lab in Beijing.

[Artemio Pagán @rtemioPagan]

AI could never recreate this

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

This is wow! 🔥

[Artemio Pagán @rtemioPagan]

CTE final boss

[My Mixtapez @mymixtapez]

Boxer Eric Crumble holds a record of 0 wins and 31 losses, with every loss via knockout 🥊

[Artemio Pagán @rtemioPagan]

Someone’s ill behaved pitbull who’s “never done this before I swear” is infinitely more disruptive to public places than a screaming toddler

[SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma @SubwayTakes]

DOGS SHOULD BE ALLOWED EVERYWHERE BABIES ARE ALLOWED

[Artemio Pagán @rtemioPagan]

I physically will not be able to use the restroom again until TikTok is unbanned

[Artemio Pagán @rtemioPagan]

You can tell when someone spent their formative years on tumblr

[eve ☆ IS MEETING DNP @InternetIsQueer]

one time a girl told me "my celebrity crush is george michael, which sucks because he's gay AND dead" to which i replied "double whammy" and i genuinely think i will never be that funny again

[Artemio Pagán @rtemioPagan]

A symptomatic aortic aneurysm being triaged as non-emergent is not “correctly triaged”

This is legitimately an insane take

[Potentially Trevor Walker @ConditorCancri]

He was correctly triaged as a non-emergency patient, threw a tantrum and left AMA because he didn’t want to wait, and then died days later after having sought no further treatment.

This is not an indictment of a medical system, it’s an indictment of him.