sy

minding my business

[sy @sharparrr]

Since 2pm 😩😩😩🤍

[ѕ✨ @shashii_]

My lunch/chismas partner is baacckk ✨🫶🏼 I’m not even gonna say how long the roughness was 💀

@sharparrr

[ѕ✨ @shashii_]

My lunch/chismas partner is baacckk ✨🫶🏼 I’m not even gonna say how long the roughness was 💀

@sharparrr

[sy @sharparrr]

I forgot how hungry breastfeeding makes me 😩😩😩

[𝓑𝓩𝝑𝝔 @mamacitaxbri]

it’s so scary having kids in this world. it’s like the greatest love you’ll ever have and also the greatest fear you’ll ever carry man. just want my baby to stay safe forever 🥺

[ѕ✨ @shashii_]

*@chelseyjomg pt checking their weight today*

“FUCK YOU GET OUT OF HERE FAT BOY”

If we just make a list of shit patients say when they step on the scale

[sy @sharparrr]

@tayloracp CHEFS KISSSSSSS

[sy @sharparrr]

pretends to call*
Madi: hello police? There’s a stranger in the house..
Me: ???? Who!
Madi: you

GIRL IF U DONT HANG UP THAT PRETEND PHONE CALL RIGHT NOW

[henry joce @henry_joce]

I can’t believe bedtime used to be a punishment

[sy @sharparrr]

@_annemsp Island girl all the wayyyyyy

[squints @quincydgarin]

Leila can you and your First Hawaiian Bank loan officer Gloria give me a break please

[sy @sharparrr]

@lorbeabea @raquelannm @dearstardust We are nespresso stanssssssss

[sy @sharparrr]

@raquelannm @dearstardust Agreed

[sy @sharparrr]

Madi: mommy scratch my back
Me: no
Madi: but it’s good for you

🙄🙄🙄🫠

[sy @sharparrr]

@dearstardust how’s the boba!!

[Raquel Ann @raquelannm]

@sharparrr SOUNDING AWFULLY FAMILIAR IF YOU ASK ME

[sy @sharparrr]

@jaretcee Like the mom!!!!

[sy @sharparrr]

Matt calls to say he’s coming home*
Madeline: daddy daddy…..
Matt: yes?
Madi: I’m crying
Me: ??? No you’re not. Stop it

🙄 drama