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Higher ed bureaucrat, interested in UX design, influencing people, making things easier, hockey, rock and roll, food and theatre.

[Orange Book 🍊📖 @orangebook]

It was never about the money, it was all about the mental clarity you have once you no longer need to think about money.

[Margaret E Atwood @MargaretAtwood]

Here's a piece of literature by me, suitable for seventeen-year-olds in Alberta schools, unlike -- we are told -- The Handmaid's Tale. (Sorry, kids; your Minister of Education thinks you are stupid babies.)

John and Mary were both very, very good children. They never picked their noses or had bowel movements or zits. They grew up and married each other, and produced five perfect children without ever having sex. Although they claimed to be Christian, they paid no attention to what Jesus actually said about the poor and the Good Samaritan and forgiving your enemies and such; instead, they practised selfish rapacious capitalism, because they worshipped Ayn Rand. (Though they ignored the scene in The Fountainhead where “welcomed rape” is advocated, because who wants to dwell, and also that would have involved sex and would de facto be pornographic. Well, it kind of is, eh?) Oh, and they never died, because who wants to dwell on, you know, death and corpses and yuk? So they lived happily ever after. But while they were doing that The Handmaid’s Tale came true and Danielle Smith found herself with a nice new blue dress but no job. The end.

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@TheTNHoller I

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

TRUMP: He had MS-13 on his knuckles, tattooed!

MORAN: That was photoshopped

TRUMP: Terry, they're giving you the big break of a lifetime. I picked you. But you're not being very nice.

[boz @bloggingsbyboz]

Trudeau got a 30 day postponement by agreeing to continue doing what Canada is doing already plus naming a "Fentanyl Czar." We live in the dumbest timeline.

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@identitykrysis Yep

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@atrupar Seriously, fuck this orange rapist trash bag.

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@NancyRomm Free coffee?

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@13Leafs01 @gator_gum Spelling error on “embarrassing” is 🧑‍🍳💋

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@johncusack If you follow me back I will “say anything” - if you don’t, I’d be “better off dead”.

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@CeraGibson It’s garbage. If your adultish it tastes more so.

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@Cryptocockatooo @AMAZlNGNATURE Came here to say this…

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@FilledWithMoney Nope

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@ExtrovertedNerd @FoodPornPhotos Came here to say this. Or something like it.

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@SLShockeyfan Peach

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@Acyn Those are two different things

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@brianlilley @howardknopf @CBC @PresidentCBCRC @acoyne Tell me you know nothing about Canadian broadcasting history without etc etc

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@gaydeerinc Bologna

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@EsotericCD

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@Acyn Oh, I bet he’d like that