Simon Harris

Unwilling participant

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@VictoriaCoren @BBCTwo Came here for the Numberwang fallout.

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@VentureCoMining Ohh I wondered where it was.

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@a1c1mo 😂

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@JamesTCobbler Another vote for ‘Timpson’ branding! In a time of retail difficulties for both business owner and consumer, a familiar and dependable brand makes all the difference.

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@Matt__Pomroy @VictoriaCoren Ha ha! Brilliant. Every teacher has their weak spot.

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@JustineRutland @scriptwren Let’s see the drawing then

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@bechillcomedian One-eight-two, because that’s how they were always announced on the radio (UK). I’m assuming that’s because saying ‘one-eighty-two’ sounds a bit face-meltingly pretentious cringe.

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@pizzahutuk Thanks. It’s arrived now. But it seems to get worse every time.

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@pizzahutuk now been waiting 2 HOURS for a delivery from your Chelmsford branch. Phoned up half an hour ago, was told the 'pizza is in the oven but there have been problems with traffic on the roads'. What? Any chance of getting the food?

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@BBCBargainHunt Is it really Anglepoise though

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@SkySportsF1 Ok but to be fair his main thing is making bad decisions

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@simonharris_mbd A worthy cause

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@eliciadonze Seems like a kind compliment to me. Pairing a modest statement with an image of the very benchmark of ‘high art’. It’s a humorous exaggeration but I don’t see how it could be construed as negative. It’s a bit of gentle ribbing about your skill in the context of your modesty.

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@a1c1mo 😁

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@PeopleOfUK

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@russty_russ The Scalextric brochure of this era was illustrated by the late, great Ian Kennedy. Just fantastic.

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@richard_littler Dogs of war