Sarah Harste

[Sarah Harste @sharste]

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[Sarah Harste @sharste]

just got an OKC message in which the guy tells me he's about to look up "mellifluous" because I used it in my profile. COOL.

[Sarah Harste @sharste]

bring your buckets by the dozens, bring your nieces and your cousins; come put out the fire on us #coldwarkids

[.Gena Kaufman @GenaKaufman]

All you need to know about my taste level is that while everyone else is watching House of Cards, I'm rewatching the entire series of Smash.

[.Gena Kaufman @GenaKaufman]

I can't decide if I'm more sick of snow or of being single JK IT'S BEING SINGLE.

[Sarah Harste @sharste]

POLKA-DOT SHOES ARE MY KRYPTONITE

[Sarah Harste @sharste]

@reginafuller Sunday! You're there until Wednesday, right?

[Sarah Harste @sharste]

@Leighanna_Stone Saw your tweet about Tom Hanks.Don't forget he's my bf so I can introduce you. As long as you don't mack on him or anything

[Sarah Harste @sharste]

Mom: "I need a beach trip. I need a beach bod first… So when we eating that pie?"

[Sarah Harste @sharste]

How much peppermint bark do you have to eat to be considered living off peppermint bark? I might have crossed that line.

[Sarah Harste @sharste]

UGLYCHRISTMASSWEATERDAY, UGLYCHRISTMASSWEATERDAY, UGLYCHRISTMASSWEATERDAY!!!

[Sarah Harste @sharste]

dear guy who was silent-singing his heart at the gym today: you are awesome. I dedicate my next elliptical solo to you.

[Sarah Harste @sharste]

I'm not going to freak out about how dark my hair turned out when I dyed it (like it always does) because 26 YEAR OLDS DON'T DO THAT

[Sarah Harste @sharste]

I just ate two cookies to make myself go workout -- I don't think that's the way it's supposed to go.

[Sarah Harste @sharste]

there's got to be some kind of okcupid law that says for every seemingly good message you get, you get 30 creepy ones #21stcenturydating

[Sarah Harste @sharste]

THIS IS THE ANTHEM, GET YOUR DAMN HANDS UP #jayzisking

[Sarah Harste @sharste]

Also, my roommate just informed me that studies show oreos are more addictive than morphine. Can I participate in these oreo studies?

[Sarah Harste @sharste]

I DON'T FEEL GOOD AND I JUST WANT TO EAT OREOS

[Sarah Harste @sharste]

EVERYTHING IS GOING TO SHIT #walkingdead

[Sarah Harste @sharste]

"Basically, she thinks I'm a hipster because I fucking love music" on how @bkbethanykate judges my taste in music