Mort Spandex

I’m a Twitter troll, plain and simple. I don't like stupid people and those who lack common sense.

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@gc22gc @MadisonSheahan @JackPosobiec WTF is this...a man???

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@TeamSheahan @JackPosobiec Love the masculinity!

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@DavidHousTex You must have missed the part where love lowered his head first. What was the pass rush supposed do…vanish into thin air?

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@JeffStottlemyer @austinbookerr Perhaps you didn’t see the fact that love lowered his helmet first.

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@bschenky @packers @NFL Look closer and you’ll Love lowered his head.

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@XfinitySupport I've been trying to change my internet plans for 3 days and I keep getting the following error. I've tried mutiple browsers and networks...computers and phone. What's the problem?

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@NFLOfficiating you need to fire that crew from the Bears-Commanders game last night. I’m a Commanders fan, but those calls on the Bears were utter shit.

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@TRIGGERHAPPYV1 if only there was a way to enact sensible gun laws...

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@djeclyps No. They sounded fine. The rest of the performance was a shit show.

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@ParallelsCares Regarding: Parallels Desktop on a Mac with Apple silicon

This has happened twice today with 2 different Mac VMs... I save a snapshot, make changes to VM, attempt to "revert" the snapshot, and the Mac VM won't boot. It just sits at a black screen and does nothing

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@SanchezEdw57506 @akafacehots here you go, dumbass....straight from ABC.
https://t.co/AbxrVOPzLX

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@MattWallace888 THIS IS A STOCK PHOTO!

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@blackhawkce457 @MattWallace888 That's not even a picture from today, you dumbass.

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@MattWallace888 That's an old photo...not even related to the events of today.

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@RepMikeCollins Fuck you, you gun-loving piece of shit. Your prayers mean nothing.

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@2024_caden @mtgreenee Fuck you. Nobody wants your republiKKKan prayers.

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@mtgreenee Fuck you, you shrek-looking gun loving cunt.

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@patdirey @ATLNewsFirst it's a shooting you stupid fucktard

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@VaporizingWoke @ATLNewsFirst it is a shooting, you stupid fucktard

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@FOX5Atlanta Thank God for gun laws!