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Never done many things

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the stronghold shin ramen has on this society

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the meghan markle show is just an extended nara smith tiktok

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whenever I see a nonstick pan on cooking tiktok I immediately get the ick

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I bet most of the people ordering ube lattes don’t even know what ube is, and just like it cuz it’s purple

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the less you are, the more you have

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Luka Skywalker 🫡

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I bring strawberries home and they immediately start actively dying

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can’t open X at work because of kanyes wife

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just bit hard into a soft grape, mood ruined

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using the office bathroom not for peeing or pooping, but as an escape

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jimjam and coffee supremacy

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don’t want this week to end

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this full time wedding guest’s stories never end

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who’s the ceo of cold and cough

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@lucawya mango lassi

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what the hell, sure

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why did I never have an advent calender

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ny has never felt more like home than it does rn

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hanging out in the office bathroom cuz I’m bored

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A mile long line for a bagel is insane 😭