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El Money, if rent boys were lamb

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More work is apparently required

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@gideonmack @uncanny_eli You don’t need an agent, that is the point of PB

You can discriminate, the government can’t force you to sell it to gay pakis etc

When I used Purple Bricks, all the pakis wanted to know is if there were other pakis in the area

I didn’t sell it to them, call the cops!

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@PositivFuturist I was dubious at first, but if you submerge your GPU in water and add two tablespoons of sea salt per GB it runs fine.

I often take a bath in the water.

Cash back

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@MillennialWoes He was built from the ground up to be impervious to consequences.

Every bug was fixed and he is still running pristine, unimpeachable code.

His resignation forced half his party to coal post about how they love him.

His new form will dominate.

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@Ziggyashy @TruthFairy131 As we can hear some nigger say he deserves it.

Case closed.

Fine him a tousand pund and lock um dem blooodclaaaart!

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@KateShemirani People add to AI promos ‘do not make this drawn out and protracted’

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@ripx4nutmeg I was born a woman, shouldn’t I be entitled to have a vagina?

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@MorgothsReview Hahahaha you didn’t like the Poles so now you’ve got loads of pakis.

See, we told you.

- average Brexit mong

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@DrClownPhD @LuckyCharlie It probably doesn’t even come with a 12 month Office 365 Home license.

People need to type shit and make graphs in between playing games yo.

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@Nigel_Farage @McivorJaymey Then quit, fucked off, and we didn’t get Brexit in any meaningful sense.

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@EternalEnglish Best cell mate ever

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@EternalEnglish Jailed in absence… presumably he is now serving his sentence

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@helkala @PeterWestmacott @Goddess1345 Ah yes. It’s Putin, just like the price rises…

El Arshole paid me 0.000056 bitrubles to post this.

Grow up you twat

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@PeterWestmacott Because he was spending our money on their bullshit war and sucking Macron’s cock while Brigette ruined his arse hole.

Why should we appreciate this total cunt?

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@specs Maybe show what they do beyond making you look like a twat.

I am available for consultancy

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@SamanthaNiblet4 I’m getting bored of these tweets.

Like seriously, not one of you thought a Jesus, this guy is a terrible cunt.

It’s all so fake and gay.

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@Alexarmstrong @JeremyCordite But it wouldn’t result in a right wing government so what exactly is your point?

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@SHEEPSLIVE Do people make AI prompts and specify ‘make this as long and tedious as possible’?

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@NatalieFleetMP You can tell if he was lying by how nasal he sounded when he said it

I suspect he was hyper nasal

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@specs Do you do ones that look a little be less retarded?

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@AaronBastani Still holding out for a female Muslim Pakistani leader with a ‘Labour bob’

Come on you Labour member wetwangs, do the necessary!

I get five hundred smackeroonies on an 8 to 1, you get to not be racist or sexist while being culturally aware.

It’s a classic 360° win.