Mother—
Word comes from the Northern Frontier that the cow bosoms have dried from exploitation, leaving Wisconsin dairy farms barren.
The taxes will be amassed into our coffers & the Reserve Bank pledges improved muskets and rifles for my sidearm.
We have taken the North.
—CW
Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way. #Festivus#Seinfeld