Shasta Maria

Mom of 6💤

[Shasta Maria @shastamaria]

When I was 18 I thought it would be cute to get a butterfly tattoo on my lower hip but after 6 c-sections it looks like a sad moth in a top hat.

[Shasta Maria @shastamaria]

Pretty excited to see a random spam post on an account I don’t use anymore☺️

[Shasta Maria @shastamaria]

@AboveCloudLevel Thank you!!

[clare @sadderlizards]

i’m just gonna return to the sea for a while i’ll see you later

[fightgeek @fightgeek]

my mom gave me a whistle in case you guys start giving me advice

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

no rizz. just good music taste n seductive eyes

[clare @sadderlizards]

i’ll see you later i gotta get back to my melancholic solitude

[K @UghShh]

Just gonna consider it fate that we're both alive at the same time

[YouLookLikeAMom @youlooklikeamom]

Here’s a little song I wrote called Why do men stare at me but never say a word.

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

i wanna sit on a cloud n dangle my feet

[F. Scott Fitz Jesse (Johnny Utah edition) @FScottFitzJesse]

My soulmate probably lives somewhere in the unexplored depths of the mysterious ocean.

[Daniel @dadogeking]

Sorry i was weird, i had a crush on you

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

if he ain’t chasing u like the camera man on maury he’s not the one

[clare @sadderlizards]

please don’t give me an exorcism i swear i’m just a girl

[Ms. Creature @ms5unshine]

Be your best creepiest self today.

[Marly @VerbsRProudest]

*cathartic primal scream*

[Daniel @dadogeking]

I need to fall deeply in love with someone soon or i will explode