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[shastha sivan @shasthasivan]

@Cloudwatch199 @Cloudwatch199 - The rhetoric warrior @seanmdav won this prize too. I simply pointed out his prestigious new prize, and he bravely deployed his most devastating intellectual weapon: the block button!! I'm still recovering from the sheer trauma of it all.

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That is a whole lot of aggressive, unprovoked energy for the internet today. No one asked you to take off your hat or your necklace. Keep the jewelry but maybe switch to decaf.

Pretty sure Jesus explicitly taught his followers to love their enemies, turn the other cheek, and be peacemakers - not to call people "bitches" and fantasize about them being dead and buried. You might want to re-read the Gospels before claiming to speak for Him.

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Yes, please give us more of this highly effective oversight! It’s working so incredibly well that even after two years of being in-charge of every single institution out there - Biden somehow continues to outmaneuver everyone from his basement! Biden is somehow still the mastermind of everything while your fearless alpha leader is relegated to complaining from his shadow. Make it make sense.

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Love that critics think it's some massive gotcha that Abdul lacks an active medical license - as if the U.S. Senate is just a glorified CVS clinic. Oh no - the guy with a Columbia MD an Oxford PhD and a resume that includes running Detroit's Health Department can’t legally refill your Z-Pak! The absolute horror!

He’s running to reform a spectacularly broken national healthcare system - not to work the pharmacy drive-thru at your local Walgreens.

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@cryptomop @KatieMiller A procedure evaluated by medical ethics boards, prescribed by licensed physicians, and administered in clinical settings is literally the definition of medical care. Being mad about it doesn't change the dictionary.

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Ah yes, the "state-sponsored" conspiracy where... checks notes... a patient privately asks their own doctor for end-of-life care and the government simply allows it. Respecting bodily autonomy isn't a state conspiracy. Also because this is X and I have to abuse you back - ‘ Dumbass’!!

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@Damaan4u33 It’s Super Intelligence!!

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Ah yes, brilliant plan. Because spending billions to wipe out 5% of the US workforce is definitely the secret to fixing a $40T national debt. I’m sure those 8 million vacant jobs will just magically fill themselves overnight too. 🤡

I also hope you only mean deporting illegal immigrants or temp workers - because otherwise this sounds like a casual pitch for a civil war or an extermination campaign.

Keep posting this stuff though - you might just secure a cabinet position with this amazing administration.

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@w_terrence Honestly, this is your best comedic routine yet! Stand-up of the year!

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You really cracked the code! France definitely outlawed "protesting" and not, you know, arson and mob violence. Burning schools and hitting women with flamethrowers is exactly like women in Iran fighting a brutal theocracy. Nailed it.

What an idiotic take just to harvest a few cheap clicks and shares.

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We need to stop using "minor" as a shield for monsters. 🚨

Age should be irrelevant when the crime is this malicious. Using a makeshift flamethrower to burn a woman who was trying to stop vandalism isn't a "child's mistake" - it’s a violent, calculated crime.

Time for the justice system to grow a spine!!

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@atrupar So glad the 'anti-cancel culture' warriors are here to protect the free exchange of ideas by... checks notes... demanding their critics be physically deported. 🇺🇸

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@Poeslawisalive Really gives a whole new meaning to - this stuff is the bomb!! ☢️🌿

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Ah yes, the Historical Atrocity Olympics.

It’s amazing how the scoreboard always conveniently starts in recent times. Pit centuries of Crusades, Inquisitions and colonization and rival empire-building - and things are a dead heat.

Twisting faith for bloodshed is a universal sport. Nobody holds the moral high ground here. So put the scorecard away and it’s time for everyone to do better🏆

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Awww! Another one sprung up!!

Reagan (the gold standard) used the "melting pot" in his speeches dozens of times - so unless the Gipper was a secret communist too, you might want to crack a history book!

It’s the mainspring of our democracy that built the American dream! Would you like to continue or do you have a puppy to kick or something?

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It is honestly fascinating to watch an entire healthcare strategy boil down to defending billionaires and yelling about repealing Obamacare without ever offering a real alternative.

For a side with absolutely zero legislative wins, your sheer dedication to simply undoing Democratic policies while calling people stupid is a truly unique approach to governance.

But by all means, please take your time- we are all more than happy to sit around and wait in suspense while you slowly figure out those “concepts” of a replacement plan! 🍿✨

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@hyperionca @megbasham Did say the ad was moronic in my message as well - poor taste and two wrongs don’t make a right ! I don’t agree with several generations though - stereotypes are still prevalent! Thanks for being polite!

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@megbasham Morality isn't about whether people in a room look the same or different. Evil is a choice and an action - not a demographic trait.

A crime was committed here. The focus must remain entirely on the victims and accountability. Pls stop spinning this for likes.