Mason Evans

I’m just here to point and laugh at the conservatives and liberals.

[Mason Evans @shatnerpants247]

@elonmusk Howdy! My company makes cookies for you at Space X and we think it would be interesting to see if Optimus has the manual dexterity, visual acuity and speed to decorate cookies! I’m serious, let me know how we can connect!

[Mason Evans @shatnerpants247]

@OccupyDemocrats Hooray! The economy is not sucking as quickly! More like a gradual suck! Great news!

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@Toke_a_Lot @cbsaustin Yes, by all means, please send the nanny state to my house to trim my trees and wipe my ass. My arms are tired and I’m low on bar and chain oil.

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@Toke_a_Lot @cbsaustin While Abbot sucks, I’m not sure a new governor will be able to stop tree limbs from falling. If they can, they are overqualified for government and should be the state wizard instead.

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@avgusergirl @OccupyDemocrats Inability to meme is a crime, for sure.

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@Mike_Pence Also, wasn’t Trump trying to have you lynched or something? The Stockholm syndrome is strong in this one.

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@Mike_Pence

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@arner_frank @TrotTaBoston @Mike_Pence This is gonna sound crazy, I know, but hear me out. Hillary was never the president. Did that just blow your mind? That just happened.

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@JulieRitz @OccupyDemocrats He supported Bernie in the last election. That’s not enough?

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@iDev_R @elonmusk The US spent 48B on foreign aid last year but still didn’t end world hunger. Why is it a private individuals duty to do what government is already doing terribly? Almost like that 8B thing is bullshit.

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@elonmusk Political alignment is on the plane of a circle, not a line. Republican governors flex on municipalities, eschewing their small government roots, while meddling with business, and democrats rail against a green energy magnate and free speech advocate buying twitter. Strange days.

[Mason Evans @shatnerpants247]

Fear is the mind killer.
Fear is the ltl death that brings obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me and when it has gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only Bro will remain.

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@elonmusk are these sold out?

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@jerribee Hold my beer…

[Mason Evans @shatnerpants247]

Just joined this platform since @elonmusk is buying it. For the record though, the dems and the republicans can both go pound sand.