enaaw!

DONT. FEED. THE. CATSSSS! 🤬🤬

[𐂂 @fviryglitter]

Me when I find out my new friend is a smoker

[Javier * @XavierxOP]

Me: bruh the AC cant be that cold 😭

The AC:

[zombi (っ҂° ཀ•)っ @zombisgrave]

What if we took a rip from the shopkins bong

[Vixxie @marble3673918]

how it feels to get away with a lie

[☔ @Whotfismick]

successfully wasted the first half of 2026

[Amani @Amani_K0]

Me after using “therefore” in my argument:

[Public Universal Friend @bnzbea]

How it felt smoking a blunt for the first time

[𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐬 𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐭𝐭 ★ @bonitabummer]

I BE SEEING PORN THEY DICKS IS NICE AND PINK AND CUTE

[َ @foctnote]

i’m genuinely so upset like i wanna cry bro

[y2k2006 @lindsayslung]

me after hitting my pen

[klee ④ 🌻🦭🍉 @bassfucker69]

Fuck that maga cunt

[Seth Everman @SethEverman]

i declare you gay