Dylan Shaub

[Dylan Shaub @shaubdylan]

@bmacssss @joseisligit @davis_mikaelyn @blondebb10105 Fuck, can you help me

[Dylan Shaub @shaubdylan]

@bmacssss Literally just you

[Dylan Shaub @shaubdylan]

Girls: “Can you pLEasE put down the tOiLeT seAT??”

Also girls: Makes a Picasso on the shower wall with their hair

[Dylan Shaub @shaubdylan]

Did Desiigner really drop slaps on pandas and a Nickelodeon character and then say ✌🏼?

[Dylan Shaub @shaubdylan]

Teacher: “Okay class, everyone needs to pay attention.”
Kid that’s name is Attention: “Ahh ha ha”

[WSVN 7 News @wsvn]

Police said the 20-year-old pulled out his wallet and as he searched through it, officers could see the fake Hawaii ID card with the name “McLovin” and a birthdate of June 3, 1981.
https://t.co/qPhzSMsKVN

[Dylan Shaub @shaubdylan]

Carved this pumpkin last night. Shit is terrifying

[Dylan Shaub @shaubdylan]

@NaturelsLit @nattsnyder

[Dylan Shaub @shaubdylan]

@PostMalone @PostMalone please can you help me find my phone