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terminal crab feat. @J0EGLEAS0N and @ALEXF0RREST

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me when i am about to sneeze but it's not coming and im beginning to get pissed:

achoo now

[𝔇✧˖°. @sogukcaydidii]

tastatur von männern nach 00:00 uhr

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@facetedcarapace yeah i was surprised how much i actually like it lol

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@quasimatt what does the red cap do?

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@nodumper red bionicle is horrible

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the upside of this (sperm whales mogging the squid) is that in order to sustain said whale population, there have to be millions of giant squids hiding out there.

[Keridão Potência @KeridoPotencia]

Acho que minha maior decepção foi quando descobri que o confronto entre a cachalote e a lula gigante não é um mega embate equilibrado e mortal para os dois lados

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@quasimatt one time at a work event i completely spit all over this guy in anticipation of him saying something funny that did not and would not say

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bro said "the ock" like that's his job title

[patrick @zapfriend]

i discovered a sandwich on the menu at my old deli called the "scooby doo" (i think cause it looked like a cartoon sandwich). ordered it maybe 1-2 times a month.

the ock would shout "scooby doo! for my friend" every time I came in and it made me feel nice

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i was 4th in line to get one and i showed up at 4 am. the line is around 3 blocks long. you are NOT getting one

[GQ Magazine @GQMagazine]

Exclusive: Mayor Zohran Mamdani is launching a limited run of affordable NYC-inspired World Cup jerseys, designed and crafted in partnership with Mazzi Sports, a family-owned apparel studio in Brooklyn. https://t.co/UVeWm3J4JG

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picture of a dead whale my mom sent to me

[c ☆ @tintafey]

he ain’t looked like this since the ending of call me by your name

[Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus]

HES GAY?!

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you need to be
ready like spongebob
hungry like patrick
smart like sandy
strong like larry
ballin like krabs
meow like gary
gay like squidward
evil like plankton
unhinged like puff
long like bullworm
violent like flats
dirty like bubble
scary like dutchman
loud like my leg

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@emilio__oilime @tinyangelette Arizona is also lion sir 🙏

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@littlefucky @lunch_enjoyer Fake Good Guy @J0EGLEAS0N

[cam del rosario @camdelrosario]

the movie was made for mfers with weak pullout game?

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@mhudgg 🙏 ❤️ 🫂

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@kadeorkhalid instead: green book

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@quasimatt i welcome this! the only government that poses any threat to us is ours

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tattoo i got by @stin_master