Confused Cat 🙃🙃🙃

Your friendly neighbourhood cryptid trying to make sense of all this.

I refuse to apologize for the truth.

[Rachel Gilmore @atRachelGilmore]

BREAKING: Avi Lewis wins the NDP leadership with a commanding majority on the first ballot.

Avi Lewis is the new leader of the NDP.

[Confused Cat 🙃🙃🙃 @Shaunaaaah]

Because October is Domestic Violence awareness month: Something people need to consider deciding not to report DV is when it gets worse and you do, it'll be considered a first offense and they'll get lienence.
Source: my abuser's sentencing hearing.

[Confused Cat 🙃🙃🙃 @Shaunaaaah]

@TonyYvce When you walk like a Nazi and talk like a Nazi etc
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[Confused Cat 🙃🙃🙃 @Shaunaaaah]

I'm starting to think I've over estimated how delicate baking is. Threw an extra chunk of butter in to brownies but it worked out.

[Confused Cat 🙃🙃🙃 @Shaunaaaah]

This references form vastly overestimates how much contact info I have for past bosses in the first place and what I've held onto. Why are so many fields required?

[Confused Cat 🙃🙃🙃 @Shaunaaaah]

Caved to see my matches on @bumble, 2 men and a couple. Why are these people even seeing me as a Lesbian only looking for monogamy? Looks like it's time to delete the apps again.

[Confused Cat 🙃🙃🙃 @Shaunaaaah]

@Noellenarwhal The newest copaganda strategy.

[Confused Cat 🙃🙃🙃 @Shaunaaaah]

It's that time of the month when I want to pick a fight, but I can't for another 3 months so the drafts are drafting.

[Confused Cat 🙃🙃🙃 @Shaunaaaah]

So happy for all the Swifties knowing the album announcement is reminding their ex's about them, I'm not sure mine even knew I liked her, she'd already shat on everything I liked that I showed her so when the last album got me into her I barely mentioned it.

[Confused Cat 🙃🙃🙃 @Shaunaaaah]

A fun part of being a writer, designing the villian after the worst person I know, except unlike other characters I can't make an animal crossing person hideous enough to look like them.

[Confused Cat 🙃🙃🙃 @Shaunaaaah]

This heat is making me reconsider top surgery, I don't care anymore chop them off.

[Confused Cat 🙃🙃🙃 @Shaunaaaah]

I'm really looking forward to my brain's regular cycle of asking "how are things now compared to a year ago?" not involving getting away from her anymore.

[Confused Cat 🙃🙃🙃 @Shaunaaaah]

Hey @Tinder this is why I keep not bothering with your app: I'm a LESBIAN what are men doing there? Why did he see me to get to like me? Ew no.

[Confused Cat 🙃🙃🙃 @Shaunaaaah]

I can't wait until the day I can do a full cleaning of my apartment without thinking of my old place in Ottawa. How much I regret letting someone in who demaded every second of my attention and cared so little for their own hygiene much less my home.

[Confused Cat 🙃🙃🙃 @Shaunaaaah]

Creeping her Facebook was a bad idea, doing it when hormonal was a worse one. 🤬

[Confused Cat 🙃🙃🙃 @Shaunaaaah]

A nice thing about having dated a complete loser is when I feel like being lazy I just think that's something she'd do. Don't want to put away laundry or clean the litter box, she never did those things either, ew I'm better than that.

[Confused Cat 🙃🙃🙃 @Shaunaaaah]

@PaulChampLaw Thanks for the update, do you have any idea how much longer this should take?

[Confused Cat 🙃🙃🙃 @Shaunaaaah]

Few things are more tempting than seeing the person who stole my Xbox left her credit card info on my Switch. 😈✨

[Confused Cat 🙃🙃🙃 @Shaunaaaah]

@pressprogress The Ottawa police lying is as reliable as the sun rising in the East. 😒

[Confused Cat 🙃🙃🙃 @Shaunaaaah]

@atRachelGilmore If his daughter absolutely can't handle moving, even with all the resources that family has, he shouldn't have taken a position where your address is connected to your job. I don't buy them using her as an excuse, and I'm disappointed you don't see through it.