Shaun

regular human bartender

[𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔇𝔢𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔦𝔱 𝔗𝔦𝔪𝔢𝔰 📰 @the_det_times]

ZACH MCKINSTRY IS NOT HUMAN.

[Clue Heywood @ClueHeywood]

The Los Angeles Dodgers and their fans should all go to prison.

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

“Tarik Skubal has been traded”

[Shaun @shaunofthebored]

@RHPeel Immaculate Grid?

[Five Tool Arizona @FiveToolAZ]

.@AZ_Athletics 2029 Ponce's Callen Brown barrels a 2-run double into left field and hustles to third on the error.

Desert Ridge (AZ) 2029 #uncommitted

Profile: https://t.co/iBorgUad86

[Brett McGurk @brett_mcgurk]

Speaks for itself:

Feb. 25, 2026: “We are not developing long-range missiles… we have limited the range below 2,000 kilometers” — Iran’s FM Araghchi (IRNA).

March 20, 2026: Iran fires missiles at Diego Garcia—ranging 4,000 kilometers (WSJ). ⬇️

[Shaun @shaunofthebored]

@LizWolfeReason Praying for you all.

[Arizona DOT @ArizonaDOT]

Dear Cassy and Donald,

We hope you break up.💔

Don't graffiti our highways!

[Guy Benson @guypbenson]

New “fiery but mostly peaceful” just dropped

[All The Right Movies @ATRightMovies]

WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT was released 37 years ago today. A groundbreaking blend of live action and animation, and one of the most popular films of director Robert Zemeckis, the behind the scenes story isn’t bad, it’s just drawn that way…

1/39

[Mary Katharine Ham @mkhammer]

Catching a Liberal White Lady tweeting in 2020 that she took a day off to fully absorb a v. important book about reparations, and making her admit under oath she probably didn't read it after all is an all-timer of Liberal White Lady moments.

[Shaun @shaunofthebored]

Why is the field a giant PlayStation controller? square, circle, triangle, cross?

[Chad Coleman @HashtagChad]

“And if your opponent makes forcible contact with the head and neck area, we’ll call it Targeting.”

“With dozens of slow motion camera angles that should be a pretty obvious penalty to enforce, right?”

“Absolutely not”

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

Right-hander Corbin Burnes and the Arizona Diamondbacks are in agreement on a six-year, $210 million contract, sources tell ESPN.

After a quiet winter, Arizona gets the best pitcher on the market. And Burnes gets to play for a dangerous NL West team. First on news: @JonHeyman.

[Ben Dreyfuss @bendreyfuss]

I can’t believe in a little over one week half this country will be sent to concentration camps—and we don’t even know which half

[Evan Fox @evanfoxy]

Another week.

Another trick play touchdown for the Detroit Lions.

Most fun team in football.

[Erik Schlitt @erikschlitt]

Fun fact:

Since Brian Flores joined the Vikings, his defense has only allowed an offense to score 30 points 4 times in 23 games.

3 of those 30-point games belong to the Lions.

[Brasidas @br4s1d4s]

I still cannot fathom the Disney pitch meeting for TailSpin...

The Jungle Book was a huge success, so let's do an animated tie in where the characters are Air America CIA contractors.

[Shaun @shaunofthebored]

@AnthonyBialy Nope. Stands alone but a few Easter eggs from the original.

[Jay Caruso @JayCaruso]

Ok, let's do that. Of course, no one tells you "who to love" or what books to read. And we can assume "healthcare" means "abortion" since you guys never say it. But how about you start?

You stop telling us what healthcare plans we must choose.
You stop telling us we must use the washing machines and dishwashers you want us to use.
Stop telling parents how to raise their children
Stop telling us that you know better than use about our Second Amendment rights
Stop telling us what we do or do not "need."
Stop telling us we don't have First Amendment rights you don't like
Stop telling people they make too much money
Stop telling us what straws we can use
Stop putting in regulatory mandates to force us to buy the cars you want us to buy
Stop telling us we have to accept that a biological male is a woman
Stop telling people where they must send their children to school
Stop telling people how cool their homes or businesses should be
Stop threatening parents with punishment for not "affirming" their 10-year-old's "identity."
Stop telling people their taxes should assist Planned Parenthood in providing abortions
Stop telling us what kind of food we're supposed to eat

As @NoahCRothman said, you guys are the New Puritans (buy his book, it's great) https://t.co/vacL35XeAh

Mind your own damn business? Absolutely. Go for it.