ShavedBiscuitsAndGravy

[Tinazee☆ 🆇 @tinazeeZW1]

"Mangwana uuye ne torch, zvechikoro chaizvo uri murima.."

[ShavedBiscuitsAndGravy @shavedbiscuit]

Met this dude while doing my industrial attachment only got to know his name a year later when someone was asking for their contact

[Bemzy 🇳🇬 @agwuibem7]

Boys meeting for the 5th time without knowing each other names 😂

[Mface weZambezi @NashieNashee]

*MUNAMATO wekuti Mwari kana munhu uyu asiri wangu ndirakidzei, ndiwo unodairwa fast fast manje💔😂🙌*

[Chief Teezy🇿🇼 @Chief_Teez_y]

Haa vabereki vaishanda guys
Ndega ndatadza kuzvitengera hembe.💀

[Tinazee☆ 🆇 @tinazeeZW1]

"Waishaya vakadzi here pawaiita bonde nemaoko..?"

[Loice Mututuvari @loiceMututuvar1]

‘Idya Mari mwanangu , ndinokupa imwe’

-GOD

[Chief Teezy🇿🇼 @Chief_Teez_y]

Adulthood is probably the worst hood I've ever lived in. Very ghetto here.

[MrBlack™ @KE_MrBlack]

Mastering the art of pretending to be madly in love with a babe, just to smash, is one of the most underrated skills

[Ø @thatniggarhodes]

Yes, they do. It's called false rape accusations

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

when I get up to drink water at night and things get out of control

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

I remember telling a girl at the gas station that the man in her car should be pumping the gas . She said he was an amputee & that’s the day I learned to mind my fucking business

[ShavedBiscuitsAndGravy @shavedbiscuit]

@eng_lui_tme First time or days you always call baba. It becomes a lot easier to text afterwards, cause paCall you'll have all her attention.

[Mr. Akyeampong @MrAkyeampong]

Ghosting a woman because she can't afford her basic needs is self care

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

I just realized pretty much no one cared about pride month this year

[Mwaks @Realmwaks]

“Can I have your WhatsApp username?”

[ShavedBiscuitsAndGravy @shavedbiscuit]

@LloydWalkers17 Ahhh ahhh ahhh😂😂😂😂😂

[Lloyd @Lloyd15000]

After flashing for the 5th time

Boss K : "Ndakutokumbirawo kuti uende wangu"

[that_Manica_girl❤️ @Gamu_wacho94]

WaRequester indrive kuenda hako kunoona musikana wako wonzwa driver achiti munenge muchimboitei ko pamba apa😂😂😂🙌🙌

[Palmwine Papi @spicedliver]

When it comes to getting things done, you basically have three options:
1. Knowing a guy;
2. Knowing a guy who knows a guy; or
3. Being the guy.

[Dhehwa @darozvi]

Huchi hwagadzirwa ne experienced bees - $5 and above
Huchi hwagadzirwa ne nyuchi dziri pa attachment - $1-$2