it makes me rlly sad that "shane walks ilya like a dog" went from "ilya wants to please shane so he does what he asks. also they're slightly codependent" to "shane doesn't let ilya make any jokes ever." shane loves ilya's jokes :/
i don’t necessarily think those are mutually exclusive specially considering he met them both on the same day so it’s fine to be interested in both at a time where he didn’t owe issa commitment