Shavonne Strelevitz

Niche micro internet celebrity

[Shavonne Strelevitz @shavstrelly]

Me pocketing the 9 ball after shoving all the other balls up my ass

[⭐️IT GIRL⭐️ @aliyahInterlude]

the s in scorpio stands for sexy

[Shavonne Strelevitz @shavstrelly]

Convinced the Grammys are a bit at this point #GRAMMYs

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Hate it when ppl eat chips without a condom

[Shavonne Strelevitz @shavstrelly]

Saying French kissing is weird, that’s giving too much credit to the French

[Shavonne Strelevitz @shavstrelly]

Good pussy is just a little bit crunchy

[Shavonne Strelevitz @shavstrelly]

I let him hit bc he ate my veggies for me

[Shavonne Strelevitz @shavstrelly]

You know how people date for marriage? I fuck for marriage.

[Shavonne Strelevitz @shavstrelly]

The wintertime equivalent to stepping on leaves is crunching salt while you walk

[Shavonne Strelevitz @shavstrelly]

God is winding me up like a toy and when I’m released I’ll instantly have a panic attack

[Shavonne Strelevitz @shavstrelly]

Playing a game of spot the difference w sorority girls >>>

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Yes

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@CrozarII Steal her clit back </3

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She’s a 10 but she grabs your balls and says honk honk whenever she’s sad

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Omg panic broke up?? No one hmu I’m celebrating

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Need someone to give me a tender goodnight kiss on the lips or I’ll cry

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Gonna Edgar Allen Poe his ass

[Shavonne Strelevitz @shavstrelly]

PMSed so bad I tried to transfer schools

[Shavonne Strelevitz @shavstrelly]

@jgrsoto Alpha always does