shaw (self parody)

Feminist coder, cyclist, and transit lover. Cheese enthusiast. UI Engineer. he/him.

[shaw (self parody) @shaw__]

welp, if this is the last tweet i write you can find me here on the internet: https://t.co/nqpvd5EspP

[Zoë Schiffer @ZoeSchiffer]

NEW: Twitter just alerted employees that effective immediately, all office buildings are temporarily closed and badge access is suspended. No details given as to why.

[shaw (self parody) @shaw__]

i hate that covering a pot of water actually makes a huge difference in how fast it boils. goddamnit.

[shaw (self parody) @shaw__]

@kyliebytes ty for sharing this bot account, it's bringing much joy

[shaw (self parody) @shaw__]

@kyliebytes https://t.co/VoVXGcduU3

[shaw (self parody) @shaw__]

CA DMV said it too

[shaw (self parody) @shaw__]

elno: *slaps roof of twitter server* this bad boy can fit so many fucking batched RPCs

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

The verified brand situation is getting out of control. Quick thread of twitter blue brands, and brands who might be pissed off at Elon right about now.

[shaw (self parody) @shaw__]

@Sanemanem damn @HarisShafiq you’ve changed

[shaw (self parody) @shaw__]

absolutely not lol

[shaw (self parody) @shaw__]

watch the whole thing

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

Tik Tok is a national treasure.

[shaw (self parody) @shaw__]

starting to think they fired too many people lol

[Gergely Orosz @GergelyOrosz]

On one end, impressive that this new, verified feature got built and shipped in a week, people working 84 hour weeks.

On the other: it doesn’t work.

I’m a Twitter Blue subscriber. The new app tells me I now have a verified checkmark. But I don’t.

Fast work, but sloppy work.

[shaw (self parody) @shaw__]

@Sanemanem ok but look how great they look

[Emily Kager @EmilyKager]

tech twitter loves ya'll, tweeps 🐥🫡

[sarah jeong @sarahjeong]

“if you don’t like it why are you still tweeting”

because I fucking love things that suck ass. I went to law school. I work as a journalist. I have almost finished playing the entirety of mass effect andromeda. I’m a dumb piece of shit

[shaw (self parody) @shaw__]

happy halloween 🎃

[shaw (self parody) @shaw__]

absolutely cannot wait to buy sale halloween candy tomorrow at cvs

[shaw (self parody) @shaw__]

absolutely cannot wait to buy sale halloween candy tomorrow at cvs

[shaw (self parody) @shaw__]

very upsetting to once again find out that simply sleeping enough vastly improves my mood the next day