bev.

right right 😃

[nina 🫀 @cbmrw]

I dont know if it counts as a poem but

[withered old crone 🥀🇵🇸 @FlatEartherK1tt]

my mom told me to get a grounding mat and also go on my patio barefoot to absorb earth’s energy for my sciatica and i told her that sounded fake and she told me i’ve been corrupted by capitalism and lost touch with my indigenous roots

[bev. @shaw__tay]

it’s true

[withered old crone 🥀🇵🇸 @FlatEartherK1tt]

my mom told me to get a grounding mat and also go on my patio barefoot to absorb earth’s energy for my sciatica and i told her that sounded fake and she told me i’ve been corrupted by capitalism and lost touch with my indigenous roots

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

Do not attempt casual conversation with me if you owe me an apology.

[Drebae @Drebae_]

There’s something so freeing about not giving a fuck anymore

[CHLOEXTRE 🍀 @CHLOEXTRE]

GP WAKING UP ON YALL ABOUT CHLÖE !!!

[Chawanna @DrChaeEd]

Ultimately, a registry is for someone’s entire village, not just you and your income bracket. If there’s something on the registry that you can’t afford, clearly you shouldn’t try to buy it. It’s actually very easy. 🫩

[duchess of arrakis @thisisnefertiti]

“It’s so hard being accepted when you’re not RATCHET and GHETTO” like please shut up and be normal 😭

[Bre-40 @CatwalkBre]

This looks so silly.

[josef k hole @poeticdweller]

so drunk i didn’t notice i had sunglasses on for like 90% of fireworks show i was like damn. they kinda dull this year

[droid mom @notdroidmom]

and if your friend has a really expensive registry, just buy a pack of diapers and wipes and call it a day. it’s that easy.

[🕷️Smart Alec🕸️ @_TheSmartAlec1]

First adaptation to use AO3, tumblr, and fanart for source material

[tino @tinogiv]

Sometimes my brain will sing a n*cki lyric and then I remember

[marz ⚰️ @moderndaylestat]

the most relatable line in the entire show

[Anubis @eduantao]

Como me sinto quando estou assistindo a um filme romântico e os protagonistas não ficam juntos porque a lição é aprender a deixar ir

[bug girl @buggirl]

oh

[Hot girl named STAR!⭐️ @Starlithottie]

You better than me because marrying me doesn’t turn me into your house help #askies