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ʜᴏᴡᴀʀᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴋᴀᴘᴏᴏʀ'ꜱ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴄʜɪʟᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ꜰᴀɪʀʏ ɢᴏᴅᴍᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ɴᴀᴍᴇᴅ ᴄᴀᴍ

[hayrr x @hayrr]

hey @macklemore im sorry i tweeted in 2014 you should mackle less. you can mackle as much as you want. free palestine ✊🏽

[aru @arinevercry45]

My therapist said cutting people off isn’t healthy
Lowkey she’s next

[olivia ;🪽 | offline @olivjahh]

glad she did not overreact 🩷 https://t.co/PZEMWbzJoC

[Skip Binksy, CEO @UtterlyVapid]

Good for Olivia Rodrigo. That was a fantastic album. I might k*ll myself.

[hunter @3gpmh]

i once tried journaling but it looked like i was writing a suicide note

[moaning martha @yanideputa]

BINI 2025 YOU HAVE BEEN AVENGED. FUCK EVERYONE WHO PRAYED FOR YOUR DOWNFALL

[yagi @yducknow]

the fact that i procrastinate and still get shit done is the reason i can’t stop procrastinating

[loni ؘ @_kagathaxxv]

I am not against beating the shit out of men na manyak🤷‍♀️ nothing wrong w dat imo

[💗 @ma1ybe]

For someone who has struggled for literally everything my whole life. I’m very very tired at this point and to be honest, my biggest prayer for 2026 is for ease. I don’t have the energy to struggle for anything again. And I don’t want to even have to. Not for a relationship, not for a job, not for money, not for a friendship, not for anything. If it’s looking like I’ll have to struggle for it, I’ll leave it alone. Idc what it is

[🦢 @damnidc__]

When I get married I want my wedding video to be filmed like it's an episode of The Office. I want camera zooms, eye contact, side commentary ALL OF IT

[Idara @Idarabasimi]

deep down you know when it’s time to start a new chapter in your life

[zeiv @kueyaengz]

if the reason why u're not posting or rt-ing about what's happening rn kasi hindi suit sa aesthetic mo then FUCK you.

[mark geronimo @markgeronimo_]

SISTER????

MORE LIKE MOTHER!!!!

[din @dinnosours]

sea countries are truly blessed with food, culture, and nature, only to be cursed with dysfunctional govs in return

[Yeyun Ganda @jaeyunieverse00]

SORRY LIZA SOBERANO, TAMA KA PALA TALAGA — MALI KAMI.

[sanssy @missirraa]

hopebaiting myself everyday

[Ꮍᴀᴇʟ @elle91]

In high school, I was complaining about how long the school day was and my teacher turned to me and said, "the days are long, but the years are short" and I was like "what the fuck are you talking about you lunatic" and then the bell rang and now I'm in my 30s.

[𝐭 𝐫 𝐢 𝐱 𝐢 𝐞 ! 🎠 @theres_a_bea]

all fun and games till you start smelling sampaguita (jasmine) out of nowhere 💀💀💀💀

[𐌕 🍂 @fwtimini]

Arab perfumes have zero chill…the entire street knows you’ve arrived.