Shelly Alvarez

[Shelly Alvarez @shawk_star]

The grocery store was doing a “buy 3 pumpkins get 3 2 liters for free” special. It was just enough incentive to get my husband to co-sign on the pumpkin purchase. #grateful #hisandhersmarketing

[Shelly Alvarez @shawk_star]

The great thing about house shopping with me is I can find a reason to fall in love with any house. This can also be the WORST thing about house shopping with me. 🤣

[Shelly Alvarez @shawk_star]

It’s 2021 and people are still trying to talk to me with my headphones in at the gym. Guys. Stop.

[Shelly Alvarez @shawk_star]

Came home from the gym to find my dog ate the whole head of my tooth brush. Happy Friday! My dog loves me in the grossest ways. 🤣🤢

[Shelly Alvarez @shawk_star]

Love makes you agree to some crazy stuff. Like just now... I agreed to a Tee time set for 4:30 during peak heat in Northern California. #swingandsweat

[Shelly Alvarez @shawk_star]

I’ve been so happy about my new shoes and I knew I would get roasted by my husband when he saw them. Well It happened. Today he asked me where I was going in those tap shoes?

[Shelly Alvarez @shawk_star]

I set the smoke alarms off while cooking two different times a couple weeks ago. Bc of said incidents one of my dogs is now terrified of me every time I start cooking. I feel bad for him but also equally insulted. Lol

[Shelly Alvarez @shawk_star]

I was that girl on the work training video call today. My dog started howling before I could mute myself so I had to get up and remove him which I then revealed to everyone I was wearing bike shorts and fluffy slippers. 🤦‍♀️😬

[Shelly Alvarez @shawk_star]

Dropped the mascara wand on my face 3 different times while finishing my make up today. Men will never understand that type of devastation.

[Shelly Alvarez @shawk_star]

Lol everyone in our household had a bad dream last night. Even our dog who was howling in his sleep at 4:45 AM. #homesweethome

[Shelly Alvarez @shawk_star]

NO!! Not Tiger! He has been through so much already. 😢

[LA County Sheriffs @LASDHQ]

This morning @LMTLASD responded to a roll-over collision in which @TigerWoods was injured. Please see our statement...

[Shelly Alvarez @shawk_star]

So upset to learn that Q-tips aren’t made to be put in your ears. #butitfeelsogood

[Shelly Alvarez @shawk_star]

Looking for a job in California during a pandemic has been HARD. But I officially start my new job on the 16th and I am so grateful to get back to work. I am giddy AF. 😁🙃

[Shelly Alvarez @shawk_star]

I get messages from girls I went to high school with and I get excited that they are trying to reconnect and then BOOM they hit me with the latest pyramid scheme. #getsmeeverytime

[Shelly Alvarez @shawk_star]

@MissMcCallYall Now that’s a keeper. 🥰🥰

[Shelly Alvarez @shawk_star]

@MissMcCallYall That’s a whole love language of its own. 🙌

[Shelly Alvarez @shawk_star]

Well that was underwhelming and disappointing. #overBrady

[Shelly Alvarez @shawk_star]

Those lungs are amazing 😍😍😍 a whole athlete and a whole singer 💁‍♀️💪🎤

[Miley Cyrus @MileyCyrus]

ANGELS LIKE YOU CAN’T FLY WITH REBEL GIRLS LIKE ME. 😈👼

[Shelly Alvarez @shawk_star]

I had the most vivid dream last night. I was the bachelorette and my family wouldn’t believe me that all of the guys were creeps. LOL 🤣

[Shelly Alvarez @shawk_star]

I know I’m getting old bc I enjoy my hot tea in the evening wayyy too much. 🫖#morechamomileplease