Derek

twitch affiliate. fantasy football enthusiast. Broncos 🏈 Celtics 🏀 Golden Knights 🏒

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I'm not the battlesage you wanted but im the battlesage you needed. #VALORANT

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@BrungusTwo Thought I was passing until I got to the last one 😭

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@MattVerderame Maye is very arguable what are you smoking? 😂 it’s for sure Stafford over maye here

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@PaulCinny I don’t think there’s much outrage about the actual initial gambling. I think it’s more piling on because he thought he could skirt the consequences by going straight to the nfl and then when he wasn’t given that option he’s opted to try suing the nfl. He has tripled down

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@IDPGodfather @DrewDavenportFF Yeah not a good look for him. NFL already hates gambling because it directly effects their product and him trying to sue on top of it could be the nail in the coffin for his chance in the league

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I went to In-N-Out and ordered a cheeseburger. The cashier, a calm young woman named Destiny, asked me a question I did not expect.

"You want that Animal Style?"

I paused.

I did not know what this meant. But a samurai does not admit he does not know. So I answered with weight.

"...Animal Style."

"Cool. So that's mustard-grilled, extra spread, grilled onions, pickles. Yeah?"

I understood now. This was a sacred permission. For one meal, I was being told to put down my manners at the door. To eat the way a beast eats, without shame. I had waited my whole life for someone to give me this order.

"Yes," I said. "I will become the animal."

Destiny did not blink. "...Okay. You want your fries Animal Style too?"

I stopped. Even the potatoes?

"The potatoes also become animals?"

"I mean, they get cheese and sauce and grilled onions, so..."

"Then yes. Let the potatoes abandon their restraint as well."

"...Got it." She was the calmest woman I have ever met. "3x3, 4x4, or just the one?"

I did not know these numbers, but I knew a challenge when I heard one. "How many must I face?"

"It's, like, how many patties you want."

"How many is the most honorable?"

"...Four is a lot."

"Then four. A warrior does not ask for fewer."

She wrote it down without argument. A 4x4, Animal Style, with animal fries. She warned me once, kindly. "That's gonna be huge." I told her I was counting on it.

It arrived. It was a tower. Cheese and sauce ran down my hands the moment I lifted it. There was no clean way to eat it. There was no dignified way. That was the entire point.

I ate it like a beast. Both hands, no honor, grilled onion on my chin, and I have to be honest with you, it was the best thing I have ever put in my mouth.

For thirty years I have kept my manners at every table in the world.

They handed me a burger and told me to be an animal, and I have never felt so free.

So tell me, America.

The whole country knows the secret menu. What else are you hiding in plain sight?

And "Animal Style." Was I eating the animal, or finally becoming one?

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@odhanvyz @CatsSzn_ Florida and Vegas basically just made savvy moves to build their teams and the rest of the nhl just cries because good players don’t want to waste away with incompetent franchises

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@Broncos4six @blitzlink_ Not to mention people with sources in the packers were saying they had to dumb down everything like crazy for this guy and that he was being carried by a good team when he played lol

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@cptdankkk Bro thinks because they let him fight a couple of old guys out of the retirement home for fun in boxing that he can be an actual pro athlete 😂

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@Uniting_ps That trash though hence my point

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@Uniting_ps Or they could just get anti cheat….

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@LJTLatham @_ale_cs Keeping mirage and dust 2 is catering to the casual playerbase because it’s the only maps they know how to play…

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@BlueThunderReal I haven’t researched the specs, but with the price of parts right now I highly doubt that’s true sadly

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@CounterStrike @fl0m Would rather drop inferno tbh

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@NixToWaddle Brother you got clips of him throwing to all his weapons in here. Burrow is an absolute dawg

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@brookstweetz More likely he never writes it and some other author takes his notes and finishes it after he dies

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@mopbobol @FlaPanthers @NHL Maybe Canadians just don’t know how to run teams?

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Pretty good highlights against a back up QB. Lets see some Super Bowl highlights now

[Boston Cream 🍩 @BostonCream]

The Patriots defense was on some demon shhh 😈

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@lioniiia @InsiderGamingIG You shouldn’t need to sign in on an account for an offline campaign….

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@MarathonDevTeam the ability to strip attachments off of a gun without putting it in an equipment slot would be the biggest quality of life change 🙏

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If you could add one feature to Marathon, what would it be? 🤔

Let us know down below & tell us why 👀