shawl

i hum the mission impossible tune a lot

[shawl @shawlszn]

throwback to 2018 when I made Sam cry solely with my expertise in dumbassery

[Doku @sly_doku]

@kaul_aakriti your bio is killing me

[ana ⟡ @applbttmjeanz]

all roads lead back to gojo

[how's annie? @coolfunghost]

texting the pissing me off guy to get pissed off

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

meta glasses? you mean pervert glasses? you mean pedo glasses? you mean groper glasses? you mean loser glasses? you mean creep glasses? you mean sicko glasses? you mean predator glasses? you mean groomer glasses? you mean molester glasses? you mean stalker glasses? you mean scumb

[chi @higuuromi]

WHO ELSE UP THINKING ABOUT GOJO

[shawl @shawlszn]

IT WAS UNNECESSARY

[juls @swiftsatoru]

it was legendary it was momentary

[female salman khan @bitterpomegran]

“Kandha dega tabhi toh head degi” there is something very very very wrong with everyone that indulges in this bullshit show

[ieva @mourninglambs]

Trying to be more gentle with myself but I also could not care less if I dropped dead this very second

[baber @bakerbakerbaker]

friends with benefits and the benefit is we are friends

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

The fake urgency in corporate jobs k!lłs me. We're not doctors, we work in spreadsheets. You don't need to circle back for a response an hour later.

[Anubis @eduantao]

Eu fingindo estar bem com uma situação que claramente está me afetando

[27. @dimvji]

what doesn’t kill you makes you go on a walk

[hunter @3gpmh]

ngl i be faking peace bro i’m losing it at 7am sometimes

[shawl @shawlszn]

my game always

[Paris @goodyhilton]

A lot of mental health issues can be solved by isolating and lashing out at people

[princess @mommyyym1lkers]

who needs therapy when you can get wasted w your long term friends who’ve seen the worst of you and still love you

[ًًneenee ⚢ @noonchaand]

no you're not feral during ovulation, no being a woman doesn't mean that you have an intrinsic urge to nurture, care and reproduce. just because you're suffering from extreme fatigue and burnout due to capitalism doesn't mean having jobs is the problem. women have always worked.

[𝓲𝓬𝓮 @be_like_ice]

I think going to a cat cafe when I have a cat at home must be what going to a strip club when you're married feels like.

[T£RRY M@R¥ @indiandoIl]

you guys dont understand how much this has been killing me since yday

[pinkie v @sourberryvi]

“are you sexually active” pal the only thing that eats me out is guilt